I'M LEFT HANDED SO SHUT UP

[Big McLargehuge]

You have to be left handed to become the Pope and lefties are proven to be less susceptible to bone loss on extended space missions. Not to mention that left handed scientists are smarter.

[Shrubfest]

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

You have to be left handed to become the Pope and lefties are proven to be less susceptible to bone loss on extended space missions. Not to mention that left handed scientists are smarter.

We're also statistically more likely to die 7 years before right-handers.

[Chojin]

Originally Posted by Shrubfest

We're also statistically more likely to die 7 years before right-handers.

how many assholes have we got on this ship, anyway?

[Zhukov]

Some people have 7.