Man, The Metal Mockery Forum is leaving, thats the first forum I ever posted in. Memories. Oh dear sweet memories. Whatever.
You posted in the movies and television forum first, I checked your past posts.
EZ Board, compadre. EZ Board.
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?