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Old Aug 7th, 2011, 01:37 AM        Person You Will Be With For The Rest of Your Life (with a catch)
Choose a famous person that you will have to have sex with and be with for the rest of your life. The catch is that they have to have the same birthday as you.

Me: Nov 12

Even though I got Wallace Shawn (INCONCEIVABLE), I will have to go with Tonya Harding due to the fact that she will terrorize the knees of anyone that I hate.

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Old Aug 7th, 2011, 01:44 AM       
Man, ain't nobody never born on Oct. 1

So with that I guess I'll take "famous" Australian actress Cariba Heine, because it's either that or Mary fuckin' Poppins

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Old Aug 7th, 2011, 01:59 AM       


November 22nd is the birthday of Scarlet Johansson, so that is who I would take to be my lawfully wedded bride.

It was either her or Jaime Lee Curtis, who's vag has probably curdled by now.
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Old Aug 7th, 2011, 02:03 AM       


gonna take the skinboat to tuna town
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Old Aug 7th, 2011, 02:16 AM       
EITHER SEAN ASTIN, RIC FLAIR, OR CARROT TOP.

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If it was a girl it'd be Tea Leoni or Rashida Jones.
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Old Aug 7th, 2011, 02:29 AM       
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1218053/

this chick was even born the same year as me. she's a professional actress :hat

oh and here she is topless

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Old Aug 7th, 2011, 02:40 AM       
shes got saggy tits though. no thank you.
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Old Aug 7th, 2011, 02:49 AM       
Kara Monaco, 2006 Playmate of the Year:



I really didn't have a whole lot to choose from but she will do I guess.
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Old Aug 7th, 2011, 02:52 AM       
Bristol Palin was born on the exact same date as me

She's fucking gross and a slut though, so no thanks. Instead I pick this lady, Carly Schroeder:



I could get lost in those eyes for hours, baby.
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Old Aug 7th, 2011, 04:12 AM       
Sep 4th and I would totally bang Beyonce

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Old Aug 7th, 2011, 04:27 AM       




totally totally totally

That or I'd marry the Virginia Tech Massacre.
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Old Aug 7th, 2011, 06:23 AM       
Dimnos's pic made me LOL preeeetty hard. FZ's just made me think..."Seems about right."
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Old Aug 7th, 2011, 06:36 AM       
Sorry Ben Kingsley, you are second place.

To Anthony Hopkins. Mmmm...
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Old Aug 7th, 2011, 06:59 AM       
Fuuuuuck. I'd definitely spend the rest of my life leeching off of ScarJo and SUCKIN' ON DEM TITTIEZZZZZ.
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Old Aug 7th, 2011, 07:15 AM       
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Old Aug 7th, 2011, 02:45 PM       
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Old Aug 7th, 2011, 03:05 PM       
Matthew Bates. Second choice would be Bobby Flay
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Old Aug 7th, 2011, 03:07 PM       
My choices are either David Bowie or Elvis.
EDIT: lol fuck them

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Old Aug 7th, 2011, 03:42 PM       
I would probably divorce the hell out of my choice eventually unless she was nice (but she looks like a huge bitch). I like a girl with thick legs and a bit of baby fat, if I'm being honest.
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I don't understand the reference, so I won't respond to it.

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Old Aug 7th, 2011, 04:35 PM       
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November 22nd is the birthday of Scarlet Johansson, so that is who I would take to be my lawfully wedded bride.
Cocksucker. If only I had been born 1 god damn day earlier. I guess I'm left with picking the only name I recognize. Considering up until 2 years ago, no one famous was ever mentioned on my birthday.
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