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The Moxie Nerve Food Tonic
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: right behind you
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Jun 26th, 2003, 06:24 PM
At a local estate sale I found a preserved length of Lower Intestine, which I purchased for a mere $1.23. It was on a blanket marked "All Items $1.29, but I 'jewed' the grieving widow 'down'.
Genetic tests later revealed the intestine was mine.
I returned to the house to demand a refund, but found it abandoned and in a state of advanced decay. A local boy delivering 'grit' by bicycle informed me the house had been empty since he'd moved to the neighborhood, four years ago.
After thinking about it for a moment, I pushed him off his bike.
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