GHOSTS

[ThrashO]

People always told me my shit was blue because i ate crunch berries all the time.

lies. it was ghosts.

[Zhukov]

When you really have to take a crap, and you are going to the toilet, and then suddenly you don't have to go anymore; that's a ghost shit.

[King Hadas]

What do you call a farting ghost?

Ghastly

[ThrashO]

For me whenever I have to take a huge shit but I'm holding it forever because im busy, as soon as I open the bathroom door and see the toilet I start shitting and there's always a good two inches of turd hanging out before I even get my pants off.

Ever have diarrhea and when you go to wipe it's so slippery that you'll slip and accidentally smear shit up the middle of your back?

[Zhukov]

Originally Posted by ThrashO

For me whenever I have to take a huge shit but I'm holding it forever because im busy, as soon as I open the bathroom door and see the toilet I start shitting and there's always a good two inches of turd hanging out before I even get my pants off.

That's turtling, or touching cloth.