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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 10:28 PM       
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to distract from and ignore Hickman. MY GIRLFRIEND SENT ME A PICTURE OF ME SLEEPING. IS THIS CREEPY OR NOT. I THINK IT'S CREEPY BUT SHE'S HOT. SO NEGATED CREEPY?
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 10:31 PM       
text cock pics to her

no face, though

that's a rookie move
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 10:34 PM       
She damn well already knows what my cock looks like
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 10:36 PM       
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Now if you'll excuse me, I need to distract from and ignore Hickman. MY GIRLFRIEND SENT ME A PICTURE OF ME SLEEPING. IS THIS CREEPY OR NOT. I THINK IT'S CREEPY BUT SHE'S HOT. SO NEGATED CREEPY?
I've taken pictures of my girlfriend sleeping, and then photoshopped things into it that were silly. It's creepy.
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 10:41 PM       
I'm definitely getting 'Play Misty For Me' vibes from it, and the fact that my sleeping face looks totally stab-able in the picture doesn't help
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 10:43 PM       
text knife pics to her

no face, though
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 10:58 PM       
WHY WOULD I DO ANYTHING TO GIVE HER IDEAS



BEST PLAN EVER
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 10:59 PM       
send her a picture of your penis as though it were a knife and tell her you're going to stab her in the vagina

in self-defense
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 11:01 PM       
SO would that mean I photoshop my hand gripping my dick like a knife, or photoshopping it onto a knife handle
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 11:03 PM       
Photoshop your arm onto your cock and then a small knife into your cock's hand.
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 11:06 PM       
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 11:22 PM       
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I just found out that my friend's uncle was the guy that got stabbed in the Real World sketch on Chappelle's Show
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This sounds totally made up. I wish I could remember who I was talking about
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 11:30 PM       
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Now if you'll excuse me, I need to distract from and ignore Hickman. MY GIRLFRIEND SENT ME A PICTURE OF ME SLEEPING. IS THIS CREEPY OR NOT. I THINK IT'S CREEPY BUT SHE'S HOT. SO NEGATED CREEPY?
I do that to my girlfriend when I try and tell her she's sleeping and snoring and she tries to tell me she's just resting her eyes.
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 11:38 PM       
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BUT WE DON'T, GUS

WE DON'T

MAYBE PUB LOVER DOES THOUGH
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 11:41 PM       
HE SURE AS HELL DOESN'T
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 11:43 PM       
I'm sure he's created numerous photo-realistic composites.
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 11:48 PM       
LIKE THE ICELANDIC SCULPTURES OF CTULHU, THE AWE-INSPIRING, TERRIBLE GREATNESS CAN ONLY BE VAGUELY HINTED AT


MY COCK SENDS THE UNWORTHY STRAIGHT TO FUCKING AZATHOTH
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 11:54 PM       
It crooks to the right.
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Old Oct 13th, 2011, 01:38 AM       
Some lady came in to the deli today, with a helper dog. My co-worker immediately blurted out "Why do you have a dog? You don't look blind."
Holy fuck. He's said all kinds of dumb shit, but I've never actually been embarrassed by him before that.
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Old Oct 13th, 2011, 06:48 AM       
Helper, sic balls.
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Old Oct 13th, 2011, 01:22 PM       
It's okay that people ignore my posts. I have very little bandwidth where I go normally on this grand Afghan tour and I rarely have the opportunity to re-load pages. Just as long as some people read it and possibly get a 'heh' out of it.
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Old Oct 13th, 2011, 03:28 PM       
I just read Ligeia by Edgar Allen Poe. Like. as a book. like made out of paper. I think, i like, book. book. good. bok. i like.
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Old Oct 13th, 2011, 04:25 PM       
Why is Jimmy Pardo's "Never Not Funny" podcast only occasionally funny?
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