There is no such thing as love

[ThrashO]

for like a solid 45 minutes it was just me going "Ok you can go now."

"hee hee remember when blah blah"

"yeah haha alright see ya later."

"i dont know if I can drive home..."

"well we'll see you later"

"just let me stay the night"

"please get out of my car."

Why can't a bitch take a hint that I want to go home and sleep by myself? We probably wouldve hung out again and I would allow you to ingest more of my semen yet you won't fucking get out and now I have to ignore you for another 6 months.

Also, in her fit of pot-induced sluttery, she admitted to having a 5-some and fucking most of the guys that we used to work with.

(We're in my car) "Can you at least walk me to my car?"

"You're parked right next to me. My walk would be three times longer than yours."

"Just come on"

"Well we'll see you later"