woah, you actualy read my post and remeber them. you must be good at taking notes. jump ahead 2 spaces. you have made it to the bonus round.
Fuck that shit, Im not a homo dungeons and dragons nerd. I shan't take part in it, fuck homoerotism.
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?