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Old Dec 12th, 2011, 11:10 PM       
A package came in the mail today! A mysterious package!




First thought: "Yeah, there was pretty much no way I wasn't getting jewelry or a dress."




THANKS FOR SHOWING ME UP, "FAGOT"




What the hell is this shit?




Let's see, it opens up, there's a little flap on top, and... wait. Dude.

No way. :D




Way! It's a pipe with a built in refillable lighter! Or a refillable lighter with a built-in pipe. Either way, that's portable as hell!




We load it up with, uh, Christmas-colored green tobacco, and in due time...




It should be illegal to be this relaxed!


So, yeah, this thing is pretty awesome. Now I feel even shittier about the shitty shit I sent. I'm gonna go commit seppuku ok bye

Thanks Dimnos!
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Old Dec 13th, 2011, 02:38 PM       
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Old Dec 15th, 2011, 11:18 PM       
Guys guys guys! Guess what I got!!!!!1 More to come
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