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Old Dec 13th, 2011, 12:03 PM       
You need to get a job where they pay you at least 15 buttfucking dollars per hour.
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Old Dec 13th, 2011, 12:03 PM       
You are a glass half empty kind ig guy huh?
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Old Dec 13th, 2011, 12:06 PM       
it really depends. currently, i'm ready to drown in an icy river. winter depression hooray!

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what's that in usd?????
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Old Dec 13th, 2011, 02:29 PM       
The exchange rate for a buttfucking dollar is $1 USD while getting buttfucked
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Old Dec 13th, 2011, 02:33 PM       
hmmmm i don't really like getting buttfucked can i just get all of my earnings in the swedish skullfucking kronor?????
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Old Dec 13th, 2011, 03:59 PM       
Or Swiss Felching Francs?
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Old Dec 13th, 2011, 08:13 PM       
Currently 1 BFD is equal to 3.7 German Hotcarl Marcs
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Old Dec 13th, 2011, 08:17 PM       
i was under the impression that germany had converted to the dirty sanchez euro
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Old Dec 13th, 2011, 08:18 PM       
ZUGS FOR ALL
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Old Dec 13th, 2011, 08:20 PM       
A zug is worth 5 rusty trombone colóns
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Old Dec 13th, 2011, 08:22 PM       
the buttsex monopoly man still makes me laugh

esuohlim, have you finished playing Morrowind yet or are you still putting up with its stupid?
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Old Dec 13th, 2011, 08:44 PM       
My laptop was too laggy to play it. Right now I'm still slogging through Mother 3 like Kitsa slogging through episode after episode of Dexter.
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Old Dec 13th, 2011, 08:48 PM       
from you I'll take that as a grudging kind of irritated and then apathetic compliment
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Old Dec 13th, 2011, 10:55 PM       
Buttsex for all

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Old Dec 14th, 2011, 07:18 AM       
Where's the airhorn, 10K?
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Old Dec 14th, 2011, 10:46 AM       
usps/ups both claim that they do not have my package, and each are blaming the other and denying responsibility for it's disappearance. the result is now that I have two completely contradictory tracking statements, three days since the last update, and it was supposed to be here last week.

the amusing part of this story is that I only ordered this package to temporarily satiate my desire for a pet tortoise.. and I came REALLY close to ordering that almost-hatching egyptian tortoise egg online. boy am I now glad they lost a book and not a living $250 dinosaur egg.
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Old Dec 14th, 2011, 10:50 AM       
(it would have also been my best friend for the next 60 years, so I would have cried for weeks if it got crushed to death en route )
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Old Dec 14th, 2011, 11:16 AM       
Your avatar is a constant reminder of how much I miss Carl Sagan.
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Old Dec 14th, 2011, 11:26 AM       
dont you miss me too!?
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Old Dec 14th, 2011, 12:37 PM       
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Old Dec 14th, 2011, 02:14 PM       
speaking of new york scientists the other night i watched that richard feynman biopic with matthew "i murdered two irish women and got off scot-free" broderick and even though i've never read any of his books or watched anything about him i recognized the first scene in the movie from an anecdote about him asking his father the name of a bird and that's pretty sad.
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Old Dec 14th, 2011, 02:16 PM       
OH mother 3 i can't remember the currency in that game... is it dp-dp?
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GIRLS LOVE TURTLES. I knew two girls in college with pet turtles, and one of them skipped class for a week out of depression when she accidentally killed hers. How do you accidentally kill a turtle?
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Old Dec 14th, 2011, 03:09 PM       
Run over it with a forklift?
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