"So, uh, I moderate a message board... I-mockery.com... you may have heard about it... my name is Esuohlim :wink "
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
If I came up to him and loudly announced "I'M MILHOUSE FROM THE INTERNET" he would grimace for a split second as he thought of all the events in his life that led him up to that moment and what he should've done to prevent it.
What is going on here? Why is the tiny dick fleshlight being quoted here? Is rongi a doppleganger? When the Hell did i-mockery jump the shark? I'm actually jixby Phillips.
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"jizzby phillups" GHAHA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
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"That's how much I fuck fish" - John Larcoh
Last night there was a guy sitting on the floor drunk and crying to someone on his cell that he couldn't get to his room because the elevators were crowded. Meanwhile the rest of us climbed the fire escape. I did it after drinking lotsa scotch, so idk what that says abt mr hockey fan floor crier.
I'm not allowed to speak to Rankeri. Our countries are at war.
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Originally Posted by Aaarg
i worked this afternoon and the store was slow as fuck and a co-worker was approaching and i try to be friendly with co-workers and i said "it's a ghost town in here today." he said "ghost town enough for ya'?" i said, "yeah... i just said that."
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