Little cheating fuckface

[Jeanette X]

Burst into his home unannounced, and scream at the top of your lungs like a crazed gorgon at him that he will either A. Start explaining or B. Prepare to have his eyes ripped out with your nails and his balls kicked so hard that they end up in his throat. Storm around his home, searching for evidence. Be sure to wear your hair loose, it makes you look even more scary.
*door flies open, and what appears to be a wild banshee stands in the doorway*
"What the fu..."
"START EXPLAINING YOU SNIVELING SACK OF SHIT! WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T YOU CALLED ME FOR TWO FUCKING WEEKS?! I KNOW YOU ARE CHEATING ON ME, YOU NEEDLE-DICKED SLIME TOAD! WHO THE FUCK IS SHE?! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T START TALKING RIGHT NOW!"