We asked him to do one small thing. Put a sticker on a mailbox. This little pussy couldn't do it. He prefers to stand back and let others be the nasty bad guys and cries when anyone tells him how much of a wimp he is.
Well with how good you guys treat me it's frankly a mystery why I didn't take several hours out of my day to harass some idiot IRL who posts on an internet forum I go to.
Of course if Tadao lived in my town I'd probably shit on his porch just to spite him. If I was feeling generous I'd leave a box of bran muffins so grandpa wouldn't be jealous of my regularity
We asked him to do one small thing. Put a sticker on a mailbox.
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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Well with how good you guys treat me it's frankly a mystery why I didn't take several hours out of my day to harass some idiot IRL who posts on an internet forum I go to.
Oh, what might have been! One word -- EPIC!
Well, I would have thought so, anyway.
T, what do you use besides bran to keep your pipes clean? Aged minds want to know.
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Dude, I just drink coffee in the morning and I shit. I don't even need that. I think I'm the lucky guy who takes 3 shits a day. 1 huge one in the morning and then a couple of clean outs.
I hear that fiber pills make life worse in the long run. I guess it turns off the trigger or something.
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