Listening to the vandals reminded me...

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The feeling is mutual, big timecow. What is a time cow? What is considered big for a time cow?

You don't remember me, perhaps because I was a regular before your time. I was on I-Mockery a long time ago, but my join date is way off... My join date should say Apr 1979, because I was actually conceived on the "forums" (an impressively large pile of discarded shipping materials and rejected muppet carcasses) back when i-mockery was an interconnected network of abandoned shipping containers down by the docks.