True Bedroom Stories (Virgins come take notes)

[bigtimecow]

nooooo because it can go one of two ways:

1) i'm not done yet and now i have to retrieve a condom out of her vagina. ever try putting a condom on after you've taken it off? a lot of air gets pushed inside and it comes off even easier, requiring you to open a new one

2) i am done and now i feel like some of my cum may have grazed the insides of her vagina, so i get super paranoid and start doing the whole "OKAY SO IF I MOVE SOME MONEY FROM HERE TO THERE THEN WE CAN AFFORD A PLAYPEN AND IF I STOP BUYING RECORDS I COULD AFFORD SOME BABY FORUMLA EACH WEEK" etc. etc. freak out time

and wiping your dick on your sheets? come on bro