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[Rev. Danno]

Alias:Rev. Danno, Charcy the Charc boy,
Gender:I trancend gender
Location:Look to your left, under my Avatar
Age:27/ looks 17
Looking for:
Marital Status:
Ethnicity:Cracker
Hair:Greasy, & red...
Eyes:Crossed
Blood Type:O+
Education:Obedience school
Employment:sometimes
Profession:Barista of the GODS!
Religion:Jewtacular
Religious Services:Sacrifices in the name of Cthulhu
Political Views:
Smoking:Say nope to dope
Drinking:& driving
Kids:none I know of
Wants Kids:you don't mean for sex do you? 'Cause that's just gross.
Groups:of crows are known as a murder
Interests:stuff, & things
More about me:I just wanna rub it on your leg

What I am looking for:A leg to rub it on...

Conversation Starters: Hey! Nice pants...