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[Sethomas]

Alias: Sethomas, previously Winston Smith
Gender: to male for my own good
Location: Hoosier Heartland
Age: 19
Looking for: someone lacking a Y chromosome
Marital Status: single
Ethnicity: white and native american
Hair: auburn fro
Eyes: usually blue
Body Type: I'll show you mine if you show me yours
Education: current college student
Employment: not currently
Profession: physics lab bitch
Religion: roman catholic
Religious Services: weekly
Political Views: socialist democrat
Smoking: pipe and hookah, occasionally
Drinking: socially
Kids: nope
Wants Kids: nope
Groups: Mensa, I might join the SCA
Interests: history, metaphysics, physics
More about me: I'm diagnosed as schizoaffective

What I am looking for: a lass who can ROCK

Conversation Starters: will you make out with me?