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Old Jul 6th, 2003, 02:06 PM       
Dude, I hate to tell you, but it doesn't get any better. I am 26 and I have still never kissed a girl or anything either. And the longer you go and the older you get, the harder it gets. When you're my age and totally inexperienced, you haven't just been unlucky, you're a complete freak with something wrong with you. Women don't find it cute or endearing, they are disturbed by it.

At least you're not that old, you've got plenty of time. You'd better do something though, because it only gets worse. Either get off your ass and do something about it, or just give up now. If you wait until you're my age, you really won't have a choice, it's just not going to be an option anymore.

If you really can't talk to women though...don't. Maybe you're not meant to be with one. Not everybody is, you know.
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