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Old Jul 6th, 2003, 04:36 PM       
You see, contrary to the popular belief that people spoke the way Shakespeare wrote in that time, they spoke in pretty much modern English. I'm a Shakespeare fan, Titus, Hamlet, Caesar, you know, the tragedies, and people often tell me that Shakespeare is written in Old English, that is followed by me pistol whipping them for being such blatent retards. SHAKESPEARE IS WRITTEN IN MODERN ENGLISH.
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