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The_voice_of_reason · #1

Not the hardest, not the most badass. Just the ones that make you want to murder someone with the controller.

My vote goes for the Wallmasters in several Zelda games. Whoever thought it would be a good idea to have an enemy that does no damage but makes you start over from the beginning of a dungeon was an asshole.

Spectre X · #2

the trashcan man from Earthworm Jim. It was this robot mad out of trashcans, and he was a miniboss, and sometimes he would take damage, and sometimes he wouldnt take any damage at all.

FS · #3

Wallmasters definitely, and ReDead. I fucking hate all enemies that require you to ram every button on the control pad fifty times to be able to move again.

The Zephonim (spider) vampires from Soul Reaver.

The bottle rocket-launching beagle boys from Duck Tales: Quest For Gold.

The yuppie kids from Hateful Chris: Never Say Buy

Rongi · #4

That fucking green mole thing in every FF game

CrapOnAStick · #5

Elidibs from FFT. Learning Zodiac is a pain in the ass

Cap'n Crunch · #6

In Rush'n Attack where those guys in the red suits keep running up and kicking you. I fucking hate that.

And in Ocarina of Time, those Poe things. They were hard. I could never get the last bottle.

Les Waste · #7

Those god damn birds from Ninja Gaiden.

Schimid · #8

Birds in ANY game. I fucking hate going to jump over a gap and something either jumps up at me or rushes onscreen to get me.

Ninjavenom · #9

Fuckin' starting "z" blocks in Tetris.

With those, the computer basically says "Here, fuck up!"

soundtest · #10

AChimp · #11

They're so fucking hard to jump over.

Mockery · #12

Those fucking little red Devils that swoop down at you and stalk you in Ghouls 'n Ghosts (or Ghosts 'n Goblins, depending on what system you're playing the game on)

Zero Signal · #13

When generals heal themselves in the middle of a battle or duel in Dynasty Warriors 4. Those fucking cheaters.

Mike · #14

The metal skeletons from Contra 3 that you have to fight before the actual skeleton boss. They do the most idiotic shit like jump right up into you while you're hanging on the ceiling, and when you finally manage to shoot their legs and waists off, they bounce around using their arms and smack into you over and over.

Bennett · #15

Soundtest,

I fucking hate those guys!!!

Les Waste · #16

LOL @ CHIMP

THOSE FUCKING NINJA GAIDEN BIRDS ARE STILL THE WORST.

Esuohlim · #17

EVERYTHING in the Beavis and Butthead SNES game. It's just fucking IMPOSSIBLE.

slain · #18

that FUCKING penguin in links awakening

Esuohlim · #19

...Penguin?

Anonymous · #20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery

Those fucking little red Devils that swoop down at you and stalk you in Ghouls 'n Ghosts (or Ghosts 'n Goblins, depending on what system you're playing the game on)

That red devil got series of games, you know.

pjalne · #21

Wait... That's supposed to be Firebrand?!

Anonymous · #22

I'm almost certain it is. They don't come out and say it, but still, look at him: the armbands, the face, the way he flies, with his arms and legs stuck out. Plus, I believe there was a blurb about him going to conquer the world of men in the end of one of his games.