Girls like me?

[kahljorn]

When I turned 17 I developed this idea. it's a contraversal idea, my friend and I both put this philosophy to test. It basically works by Not giving a fuck about anyone's opinion. This is of course the very begining of it. It's like cynicism, and being a pessimist of the truest form, so pessimist you could be seen as the truest optomist. It's crazy. I'm crazy. So are those little orange birds, i hate those things. They have long legs and shit, they make me think what the fuck. A bird, and it's orange, and it has long legs.
So anyway, you see a hot girl. Now, with your philosophy you go, "Oh no, I'll go say hi and she'll pull out a gun s hoot off my balls and proceed to remove bodily organs." I go(depending on the amount of alcohol to have been ingested), "a hot girl, she'll say no and I won't give a flying fuck and I'll see some other hot girl in five more minutes and do the same thing all over again."

It's not a hard thought. Why should you care about someone you'll never see again, even if she runs off and immediatly tells all her friends, who cares. You don't know her friends. When you die you don't see all the girls you hit on and failed with for an eternity of them teasing you over your cock size. That is the end of my span of boredom.