Best way to get a girlfriend??

[Jixby Phillips]

I USED TO HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS WHO WERE FAGETS BEFORE I BECAME A SECRET AGENT AND HAD TO KILL THEM ALL FOR BEING HOMOS. NOW I ONLY HAVE ABOUT 2 FRIENDS LEFT, MY REALLY BIG PENIS AND A BUNCH OF WOMEN WHO WONT LEAVE MY HOUSE IN CASE THEY MISS THE OPPURTUNITY TO GET SEX FROM ME

WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW?

[] KILL SOME MORE FAGETS
[] SHOOT THEM WITH MY MILLIONS OF GUNS
[] BEAT A FAGET'S HEAD IN WITH A BRICK
[] MAKE FAGGY LOVETIME WITH THEM (THIS IS NOT AN OPTION I AM NOT A FAGET)
[] KILL LOTS OF FAGETS

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