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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 03:01 PM        My penis is weird.
One one side, the muscles are way larger than the other. This causes it to bend slightly while elongated.

Maybe I should start beating off with the other hand...
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 03:03 PM       
You probably have cancer.
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 03:07 PM       
You should try a splint... You know, like they use for broken limbs...
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 03:10 PM       
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You probably have cancer.
Nope. According to jackinworld, it's a common condition.

The worst I could really have is Pyronie's Disease, which isn't all that bad.

BTW: I know you're being sarcastic...
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 03:12 PM       
Now thats a rare disorder i had to read up on-

http://kidney.niddk.nih.gov/kudiseas...onie/index.htm
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 03:23 PM       
*checks pants* no hard lump... I guess I'm good.
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 03:28 PM       
Sounds like normal variation. I wouldn't worry about it.
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 03:41 PM       
Thanks, Doc.
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 03:42 PM       
Cancer is a variation.
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 04:19 PM       
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Nope. According to jackinworld, it's a common condition
I could have thought of a better name :/
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 04:22 PM       
www.jackinworld.com
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 05:55 PM       
I believe the idea that the penis can change shape according to the way you jack off or which way you 'carry' it, is a myth.
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 06:07 PM       
No myth. I always jack off to the right and hold my penis to the right of my pants and my dick naturally leans right.
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 07:09 PM       
Are you sure that the latter is not the cause of the former?
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 07:20 PM       
Curved penis? You so know the ladies will laugh at that.
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 07:38 PM       
My bf has a slight curve. I don't laugh at him.
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 07:41 PM       
Maybe it will set me apart from all the other guys.
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 07:52 PM       
Bieng different is what brings zest to this otherwise dreary existince
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Old Jul 30th, 2003, 10:39 AM       
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My bf has a slight curve. I don't laugh at him.
If there's such a thing as a precision-balanced penis, I've never heard about it. That not I'm makin' enquiries or anything. Just sayin'


I think the proper medical procedure for this guys' condition is a tourniquette ... I could be wrong, though. :/
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Old Jul 30th, 2003, 10:46 AM       
i love you kelly.
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Old Jul 30th, 2003, 11:02 AM       
Have you filled out the proper sarcasm applications prior to submission ... in triplicate. Follow procedure our your application will be be accepted for submission. That is all.
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Old Jul 30th, 2003, 11:08 AM       
i dont think he was being sarcastic :/...
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Old Jul 30th, 2003, 11:09 AM       
i'm serious.

this is Loveline is it not?
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Old Jul 30th, 2003, 11:12 AM       
In that case, thank you. Thank you all.
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