
@ ranxer.
Here is a crap joke:
A man dies and is sent straight to hell, upon meeting the devil he is asked to choose between Capitalist hell and Communist hell.
"Well can I have a look at Capitalist hell?" He says
"Sure." says the devil
The man walks up to the door of Capitalist hell and takes a peek; inside people are being flayed with whips, slashed with knives beaten with chains and stretched on racks.
"That doesn't look very good, can I see Communist hell?"
"Right over there." says the devil
The man walks over and goes to the back of a very long line. After a few hours of waiting he is greeted by Karl Marx.
"What do you do in Communist hell?" Asks the man
"We whip, slash, beat and stretch people." Says Karl Marx
"That sounds alot like Capitalist hell!"
"It is, except sometimes we dont have enough whips or knives or chains..."
