What would YOU do if YOU were in charge!!!

[Carnivore]

Where to start? Oh, I know!

1. Execute Vince for being the biggest moron ever.

Now for more serious matters.

2. Make food, clothing, shelter, medical care, and higher education guaranteed rights for all citizens.

3. Legalize drugs, but restrict use to private locations only.

4. Welfare would be given in the form of vouchers that can only be used for food, shelter, clothing. Additionally, all able-bodied persons would have to work for their vouchers.

5. Require those who wish to have children to obtain a permit.

6. Completely separate religion from government.

7. Make no distinction between heterosexual and homosexual marriage.

8. Disallow corporate involvement in elections and end all corporate welfare programs.

9. I'm sure I'll catch hell for this one, but if I were to move to Mexico, I'd be expected to speak Spanish. If you come to the United States, you speak English.

10. Tougher environmental laws.

11. Completely outlaw all forms of discrimination, including affirmative action.

12. Deport all citizens of the Deep South.

13. Resurrect Vince just to kill Vince again in the most horrible way imaginable.

I'm sure I could think of many more, but I'll stop for now.