What are you DRINKING right now :eek?

[Perndog]

Still Dr. Pepper here.

1. If you can't spell it, don't drink it.
2. If I actually thought it mattered, whiskey is harder than a daiquiri anyway.
3. But it doesn't matter, because drinking is just something fun to do and not something rebellious or badass, something you obviously don't believe I understand. I talk about drinking like I talk about music or video games. Apparently, this is a problem for some people. Now quit being a domeless wonderboy and say something worthwhile instead of antagonizing me.