I was born into a Christian family, I just managed to outgrow it in some ways. It makes me stronger as a person. You see, I was born without legs, and I prayed and prayed to God, but he never gave me new legs. But when I denounced his love suddenly I could walk on Phantom Stilts. I am now 20 feet tall and seem to be floating, I live the high life. Puns intended.
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