A just and loving god would have nailed your testicles to your mouse in an effort to prevent you from getting on this site and quoting people much much more talented thatn you.
The reason people like him are funny is because they "come up" with their own jokes. quoting isn't funny unless its in the right context, and since they've already quoted that comedian, it was, for lack of a better word, retarded.
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