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Old Aug 19th, 2003, 06:15 AM       
He jammed lots of needles into his scrotum which almost shorted out the electric chair. His last words were all obsecenities and never made public.

I always liked Edward Kempers quote (although he was a bit of a media whore, and played up to it):
"When I see a girl walking down the street part of me wants to date her and part thinks 'I wonder what her head would look like on a stick?'"

And of course, for pure misanthropy and weirdness, there is Henry Kurten, the 'monster of dusseldorf' -he described when he first realised he was into killing (I am paraphrasing here): 'I walked through the dusseldorf park at night, and happened across a group of swans...I ripped one of their heads off and SUCKED THE BLOODY STUMP WHILST EJACULATING'

What a charming guy!

Thats what you get for reading every issue of 'Answer Me!' far too many times...
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