Ninjavenom, regarding your signature

[Ninjavenom]

Dearest Protoclown:

I have spoken with my lawyer, and he has brought it to my attention that the "Proto" in question may or may not be the same exdperimental prototype jester that i am speaking with now, as there may or may not be several of said jokers. He has also advised me that in order to lure out the appropriate clown with whom to speak, i should continue to not only use said signature, but i should place the object in question into bright yellow, pink, or red coloring. Furthermore, i am prepared to offer a countersuit in which i will be suing you for unlawful use of the copyrighted words "and", "the", and "boot". You'll be receiving a notice in the mail shortly. Failure to comply with this will indicate an overwhelming amount of guilt on all charges, and you will be sentenced to thirty years at Sodomy Hill State Penitentiary.

Yours Truly,

Ninjavenom