It wasn't his review.
Here's some of my favorite reviews:
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Wizard hate fantasy
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Put Shakira in Two Towers
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Now you don't have to watch Fight Club anymore
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Or Brotherhood of the Wolf
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Like, Austin Powers is funny ok bye
And add to that any five-line review where the writer says he can't tell anything about the movie without ruining it for you.
Ninjavenom, be sure to paste us the contents of "i hump a monkey". It's in "waiting to be approved" right now and I'm sure it's golden.