Anybody who says their penis is bigger than 3" is a liar.
I am 488" myself
I would say 5", and it ain't the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean that matters. I'm gonna say 13" and hope someone mistakes me for john holmes or long dong silver or something...hope they want my autograph in pearl colored ink.
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Please allow me to introduce myself...
I'm a man of wealth and taste.