Come aboard the LOVE thread!

[slavemason]

mburbankm, your hatred of me has blurred your vision, simply substitute Bowel Movement in place of love and you have a song worthy of Weird Al.
Bowel Movement
Exciting and new
Come aboard
We're expecting you
And Bowel Movement
Life's sweetest reward
Let it float (You gotta know I'm on the mark here, you prune)
It floats back to you
The Bowel Movement thread
Soon we'll be making another run
The LOVE thread
Promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure
You're in for a new romance
And Bowel Movement You get the idea, well maybe not
Won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile
On a friendly shore
It's LOVE
Welcome aboard, kill me!