Things you wish you never did when you were wasted.

[Les Waste]

I was going to post something really sarcastic and in all caps like "LOL GOOD ONE U SHUD ASLO TRY PEEING IN DRINKING FOUNTAINS ROFL OMG WTF" but I would just like to say that, without a doubt, Puffy P MC deserved all those things that happened to him, including the anus peels thing, which I'm sure he tried it after Chojin suggested it because he didn't get it. But he sure got it eventually! He sure got it "in the end!" LOLLOLO LOLOLOLOLO GET IT?!?!?!? IN THE END?!?!? OMG ROFL ROFL ROFL WTF

One time, I was so drunk, I passed out at 11pm or so and woke up at 3 am with the worst headache ever, I layed on the couch to try and feel better but than I was about to throw up, and I didn't want to walk the 12 FUCKING FEET to the bathroom (actually, I didn't even want to get off the couch to puke in my garbage can) so I grabbed an empty box of swiss cake rolls that was lying on the floor and threw up in that. Obviously, it wasn't big enough, and my vomit overflowed onto my small area rug, and was so disgusting that I just threw out the damn rug. And I wish I hadn't done that because it was a nice rug.