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Old Mar 13th, 2004, 12:43 AM       
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Old Mar 13th, 2004, 01:19 AM       
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Old Mar 13th, 2004, 02:45 AM       
Helm deserves a plate of cookies for his contributions to this thread.
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Old Mar 13th, 2004, 08:41 AM       
Hey SNM, were you the one that let your soon to be G/F read your thread here about how you were getting to second base and wanting advice on how to do the nasty with her and she told you to seek help? You KNEW that was coming didn't you?

Anyway, I'm sorry it happened. But keep your chin up, there'll be more dumb bitches to come along....but next time just feed them shit and keep them in the dark. You'll go farther.

And keep the cellar door locked when you leave so the next one won't get out....
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Old Mar 13th, 2004, 03:23 PM       
This is like the Jackass Movie in cyberspace.
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Old Mar 13th, 2004, 07:43 PM       
LIEK, STOP THE HATE
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Old Mar 14th, 2004, 12:50 AM       
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Old Mar 15th, 2004, 07:28 AM       
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Are you more pathetic for being dumped by a one sentance note during class, or for deciding to post about it?
Both.
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Carl, seriously, shape up you fucking pussy, there are far worse things that can happen
youre right. I'm not complaining anymore. I wont be such a fag about this subject.

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SMN: What grade are you in? Just curious slugger.
I'm a High School senior.

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you're a fag that wanted to be in some club.
I prefer the term "Sexually Open person who is TRYING to gain Exceptance".
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Old Mar 15th, 2004, 07:48 AM       
Dear Carl,

heheh-HAHAHAHAHAH CARL!

Thanks but No Thanks, I'll take my chances with Gilbert in Computer Programming.


CARL! HAHAHAHAH

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Old Mar 15th, 2004, 10:30 AM       
Can't believe I missed this.

HAHA I TOLD YOU SO CARL!
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Old Mar 15th, 2004, 11:16 AM       
It's a senior thing you wouldn't understand!!!
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Old Mar 15th, 2004, 12:27 PM       
Don't know for you, but opening this thread's 2nd page thus having Helm's comment on its top thrown at my face is the highlight of my day.
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Old Mar 15th, 2004, 08:25 PM       
Now Carl's gonna come and say this was all a big joke.
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Old Mar 15th, 2004, 09:01 PM       
Wait a second...

So you're a high school senior, but you still were dumb enough to let your girlfriend read that thread? The fact that you were dumb enough to let her know you post on I-Mockery is pretty sad.

Congradulations. You are officially the master of sabotaging your own love life. Even I've got more game than that.
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Old Mar 15th, 2004, 09:04 PM       
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Old Mar 15th, 2004, 09:29 PM       
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So you're a high school senior, but you still were dumb enough to let your girlfriend read that thread? The fact that you were dumb enough to let her know you post on I-Mockery is pretty sad.
As opposed to a high school junior who constantly wonders if his penis is normal and/or big enough?

"Uh... hang on, baby... I gotta get some positive encouragement. Let me use your computer."
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Old Mar 16th, 2004, 07:20 AM       
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Now Carl's gonna come and say this was all a big joke.
No, this thing actually happened. I'm not worried about it anymore after Retro's fine motivational statement.

I figured I'd post this for you, Matt cuz I know you wanted to see me get dumped

P.S. To the OAO: She laughed when I showed her that post. It was a joke to her.
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Old Mar 16th, 2004, 07:29 AM       
And to us. A shit one.

Anyone who seriously posts about their love life on here doesn't deserve to have one.
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Old Mar 16th, 2004, 07:35 AM       
Well, your a sexy guy. You will move on and meet a girl with a little more potential. You'll be much happier.

Coming to I-Mock for "encouragement" is probably an exercise in futility. Your odds for survival would be better if you were naked, dipped in blood and hung in a cage with lions that were strung out on PCP.
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Old Mar 16th, 2004, 07:54 AM       
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Anyone who seriously posts about their love life on here doesn't deserve to have one.
Speaking of AChimp...
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Old Mar 16th, 2004, 08:46 AM       
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Old Mar 16th, 2004, 08:50 AM       
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So you're a high school senior, but you still were dumb enough to let your girlfriend read that thread? The fact that you were dumb enough to let her know you post on I-Mockery is pretty sad.
It's true, girls treat I-mockery like herpes. If they find out you even had laid your eyes on a single page of it... well, lets just say that you can kiss your social life goodbye.
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Old Mar 16th, 2004, 09:30 AM       
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Now Carl's gonna come and say this was all a big joke.
No, this thing actually happened. I'm not worried about it anymore after Retro's fine motivational statement.

I figured I'd post this for you, Matt cuz I know you wanted to see me get dumped

P.S. To the OAO: She laughed when I showed her that post. It was a joke to her.
I could care less if you get dumped, I just figured the chances of someone like you actually having a girlfriend were slim. She was fake and so was your "friend" that was posting here before.

Now go create another story for attention.
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Old Mar 16th, 2004, 01:16 PM       
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Now go create another story for attention.
That was a One-time-only thing. I apologize for any disturbed minds.
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Old Mar 16th, 2004, 06:03 PM       
Chimpy, I'm a freshman. Get it right.
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