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Old Feb 6th, 2005, 09:21 PM       
That black and white card sounds sexy
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 02:45 AM       
sexy ideas from a unsexy guy. :/
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 06:47 AM       
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Only stupid girls would actually care that it's Valentine's Day. Find someone cool who realizes it's just a Holiday fucking made to make money. Boring.
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 05:35 PM       
My intricate plot to convince the last girl I was interested in that there was an alien plot to end all human life and that we were earth's last hope to procreate failed miserably. I think that the made-up "black helicopter sightings" gave it away ... well, that and the fact that it was derivative and contrived ... I suck.
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 05:41 PM        Re: Valentine's Day Ideas
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I just got a cute girl's number about a week ago and we've been planning to go on dates and whatnot and stuff like that i guess i don't know she's a girl right but I don't have any clue what to do for Valentine's Day because I'm an unromantic bitch. It can't be too romantic or anything, since i've only known her for a little while, but still.

What've you guys done for your girlfriends before? I need ideas.
give her a cake with a madman inside who jumps out and rapes her then you save her.
(i can be the madman)
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 06:12 PM       
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give her a cake with a madman inside who jumps out and rapes her then you save her.
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you got that idea from "XXX hentai rape date sim" your lame
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 07:46 PM       
start a petition to bring an end to the valentine's day holiday.
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Old Feb 8th, 2005, 04:12 PM       
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Old Feb 8th, 2005, 07:43 PM       
EVERYDAY SHOULD BE VALENTINE'S DAY WHAT THE FUCK
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Old Feb 9th, 2005, 02:40 PM       
WHAT THE FUCK
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Old Feb 9th, 2005, 04:46 PM       
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Only stupid girls would actually care that it's Valentine's Day. Find someone cool who realizes it's just a Holiday fucking made to make money. Boring.
And I would have gotten away with it were it not for for you meddlesome cynics. :scooby
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Old Feb 10th, 2005, 10:31 AM        Re: Valentine's Day Ideas
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I just got a cute girl's number about a week ago and we've been planning to go on dates and whatnot and stuff like that i guess i don't know she's a girl right but I don't have any clue what to do for Valentine's Day because I'm an unromantic bitch. It can't be too romantic or anything, since i've only known her for a little while, but still.

What've you guys done for your girlfriends before? I need ideas.
I hink you should drop dead and have made arrangements to have a rosebush grown in your fertile, composting carcass. This is an exceptional plan for two reasons:

1) She'll be pretty convinced of your devotion.

2) More importantly, you will be dead.
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Old Feb 10th, 2005, 01:42 PM       
my girlfriend and I decided not to get each other anything because its a made up Holiday. Were just gonna go out to dinner or somthin.
Also there is an idea take her to a nice dinner
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