Haze the New Guy

[cjadthenord]

I just joined, and I think the idea behind this website is pretty cool. Mocking is a tradition passed down in my family, the Muirs, since ancient Celtic times. Indeed, mocking has been established as the general sign of affection in my household. It also has practical uses when constructively criticising someone. For example, my lazy brother moved in awhile back, and still hasn't found a job. So every day, when he says he wants to buy something new, I pleasantly remind him that he's "A dirty hobo, who needs to get off this free cargo train before it starts throwing boots into some asses".

In keeping with the spirit of this website, I feel the need to be mocked by the general public, and introduce myself with specific people of specific mocking styles. For instance, I personally employ a "Subtle Irish Reference mocking, mixed with Dry English Wit and mild twists of Violent Threats" to good effect.