I want to be a Goth

[The Retro Kat]

Originally Posted by Super Goth 30000

I'm more goth than any of you will ever be. I cut things, parts, take that

[Big Papa Goat]

That chick with the tongue thing is sooooo hot. I hope I can get chicks like that when I'm a tr00 goth.

P.S I'm so happy my thread has a second page! Is it ok to be happy about that as a new initiate to the Gothic culture?

[BaronVonBoner]

Is that really a chick? I thought it was at first, but then I wasn't sure.

EDIT: Ok, I'm pretty sure now she is a female. I don't know why I would think she wasn't. :/

[Perndog]

Yeah, because the Rolling Stones are really goth, and super goths all wear Rolling Stones shirts.

Oh, and that girl can't be goth because she's young and not fat, and that doesn't fit into my theory that all young gothic girls are fat.

[The Retro Kat]

Originally Posted by Super Goth 30000

Hi, you must be new.

[:(]

Goths sound like sad people. I think I could be a goth, because I am very sad.

[Big McLargehuge]

All our monkeys have monkeys
We drive them down across town in Jaguar limousines
We're not fantastic motherfuckers, but we play them on TV
It's a dirty world Reich, say what you like
It's a dirty world Reich, say what you like

We're the lower Gloominati, and we aim to depress
The scabaret sacrilegends
This is the Golden Age of Grotesque

We're the lower Gloominati, and we aim to depress
The scabaret sacrilegends
This is the Golden Age of Grotesque

The devils are girls with Van Goghs missing ears
You say what you want but filth is all that they hear
I've got the jigger to make all you bigger
Ladies und gentlemen
So drop your piss roommate, and make sure you're not late
You tramps and lunatics
It's a trick that's gonna make you click

We're the lower Gloominati, and we aim to depress
The scabaret sacrilegends
This is the Golden Age of Grotesque

We're the lower Gloominati, and we aim to depress
The scabaret sacrilegends
This is the Golden Age of Grotesque

It's a dirty world Reich, say what you like
It's a dirty world Reich, say what you like

So up* tries rowdy rowdy honey finger goodbye dolls
Hells are boppin', open your third nostril
Put on your black face, and your god is gone

We're the lower Gloominati, and we aim to depress
The scabaret sacrilegends
This is the Golden Age of Grotesque

We're the lower Gloominati, and we aim to depress
The scabaret sacrilegends
This is the Golden Age of Grotesque

We sing la la, la la, la la lah
We sing la la, la la, lah
La la, la la, la la, lah
We sing la la, la la, la la lah

[EverythingWillSuck]

whatever there younging

[The Retro Kat]

Originally Posted by Super Goth 30000

wazzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppp

[Big Papa Goat]

I want to give Super Goth 3000 some secks.

[The Retro Kat]

Originally Posted by Super Goth 30000

Hi, you must be new...Leave, you sonofabitch. You shouldn't talk about teh secks that way.

[Big Papa Goat]

I don't think your quoting Super Goth 3000 anymore, I think your just saying things in quotes. Bastard.

[Perndog]

Congratulations Goat, you win the "last dumbass to get the joke" award.

EDIT:

[Big Papa Goat]

Whats this about not getting jokes Perndog?

[The Retro Kat]

Originally Posted by Super Goth 30000

IF YOU CUT BETWEEN THE VAGINA AND THE BUT YOU ARE TOTALLY GOTH AND HAVE A VAGANUS.

[The Retro Kat]

Originally Posted by Super Goth 30000

GOD...THIS IS TERRIBLE, IT GOES TO SHOW HOW MANY NEW PEOPLE ARE HERE AND NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THIS JOKE IS, NOT EVEN YOU, PERNDOG...ALTHOUGH YOU THINK YOU DO...FUCK, I'M GOING TO CUT MYSELF WITH A BLACKHEARTEDROSE

[Sam]

I got it.



No seriously.

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by Marilyn

Well your clothes don't have to be from hot topic. [img]http://drs.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=cradle+of+filth/v=2/l=IVI/*-[img/] . And just because you drees like a gothic it doesnt make you a gothic you have to have a certain personality to be a gothic, and it doesn't actually count unless thats how you really act. If you care about what other people think than don't become gothic because when i go places people always say things like"It's not holloween yet". A good example of a gothic is Marilyn Manson you have to be a freak too. Like carving pintagrams on your body, stapping your self, self mutilatoin like that. When you become gothic people will call you a poser if you don't worship the devil, councilers wiil bug you, most people you hung out with before will stop being your friend, and people will have big conversatoins about you every time you walk by because of the way you look. It's great fun.[/img]

Oh boy, a gothness expert.
Hey gothy, how about giving us all history lesson on how the goth scene originated and how it grew out of punk rock. Tell us how the term goth came to mean what it does today, and how it was coined.
I'll bet you can't do it. I'll bet you don't really know anything at all.

[Perndog]

I doubt Marilyn is still around to continue this thread.

And you're right Kat, I don't know where the joke came from; I've only been around for just over a month. Oh well.

[The Retro Kat]

Originally Posted by Super Goth 30000

I'm the gothness expert round these parts now. Fucking A right, Perndog. Sam, if you stick tons of needles in your penis you can stick it in my vaganus :wink.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Originally Posted by Super Goth 30000

PENIS. PERNDOG RUINS ALL JOKES.

[Blue]

This is one fucked up joke.If I listen to MM and paint myself like a fucking retard and wear black can i be goth too??? Idiot kids.

GOTH: Germanic people who invaded the Roman Empire in the early centuries of the Christian era.

Now the word is associated with fucking cry babies.. What happened?

[Perndog]

The Gothic period of history was somewhere in the late Middle Ages - knights, castles, superstitions about dragons and vampires and all that. That's where goths originally got their imagery from, and then it kind of spiraled downhill with more pop-culture, pagan, and Satanic influences. It's associated with cry-babies because those are the kind of people who it appeals to; anyone can become a goth and have sort of a sense of belonging and a justification for being an outcast everywhere else, so whiners who are universally disliked can become goths and either feel better about their sorry asses or be proud of their misery.

[Big Papa Goat]

Goths were also a group of people originating from the island of Gotland in the Baltic Sea. The Visigoths went west, and participated in the conquest of Rome, while the Ostrogoths went east, possibly doing things I don't know anything about. This occurred in the early stages of the millenium, or perhaps before Christ.

[The Retro Kat]

Originally Posted by Super Goth 30000

Goths are a people who dress like they feel and are the ultimate difference in people today. We are original. We are sad. We are artists. We're not understood. We are cutting between the vagina and the anus and making vaganus's as we speak. NO ONE UNDERSTANDS! I hope you all die.