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Old Feb 8th, 2008, 06:42 PM       
Actually Emu, jerking off to porn is already a sin, since by doing so you support the porn firms, which promote non-marital sexual activity...so unless you're 100% sure that the 2 porn models are married, and one is actually just a woman who looks like a man and has a penis, that's taboo. Guess no more jerking off for us...

I have another question though: Is anal sex allowed? I mean, the woman can't get pregnant through it, but it's not actually gay, so what's the deal with that, huh KK?

Edit: Man, I just love philosophizing (ugh, I'm sure that's spelled wrong) about important subjects like these. Don't you all agree?

Edit 2: Oh, 'nother question: What if you're not christian? What if you're buddhist, or just some religion that doesn't prohibit homosexuality? Is homoseuxality then still wrong, or can I pound that guys ass 'till it's raw, and vice versa?
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Old Feb 8th, 2008, 09:39 PM       
What is the deal with guys like KK and Mel Gibson being all holier than thou, but are also drunken, homophobic slobs?
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Old Feb 10th, 2008, 02:52 AM       
It's funny that this thread is directed at homosexuality when it could also be targetted at any couple that has sex for any purpose other than creating babies. Why not just title it, "WHY SEX IS WRONG UNLESS YOU"RE WEARING A BLINDFOLD AND PARALYZED FROM THE NECK DOWN."

I think that some "Saints" (MOSTLY ONES WHO COULDNT GET LAID BECAUSE THEIR PENISES DIDNT WORK MAYBE I DONT KNOW) even condemned marital sex as sinful, but accepted it was necessary.

Also everything you said in this thread relies on "Marriage" and "Religion" being objective and real or something. It's an undefended assumption. As such, none of what you said can be accepted as anything other than begging the question over and over. ITS WRONG BECAUSE THE BIBLE SAYS ITS WRONG. THE BIBLE SAYS ITS WRONG BECAUSE IT DOES BAD THINGS TO SOCIETY. ITS BAD FOR SOCIETY BECAUSE THE BIBLE SAYS ITS WRONG. or something I dont know I don't really feel like properly representing your argument but that's close enough!

and uh not all religions and societies condemn homosexual behavior so I guess homosexuality is a-okay right?

OH ya and you're kind of reverting to that whole "Natural" (MEN AND WOMEN ARE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER BECAUSE MEN HAVE PENISES THAT CAN GO INTO THE VAGINAS AND MAKE BABIES) argument again which I remember in the past we already discussed. And it being natural doesn't necessarily mean it's right. Cooking food isn't natural. Reading books and typing on the internet isn't natural. OR MAYBE IT IS BECAUSE IT EXISTS IN THE WORLD!? OH WAIT HOMOSEXUALS EXIST IN THE WORLD!

would you say that people who are sterile (incapable of having babies) should not be allowed to be married and should not be allowed to have sex? After-all, the only purpose their sex can serve is pleasure or some social benefit, because they can't have babies.
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Old Feb 10th, 2008, 09:12 PM       
The sterility argument was used successfully by my college philosophy profesor in giving me a "C" in a paper on morality. One of the reasons I majored in Chemistry.
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Old Feb 14th, 2008, 03:45 AM       
The way I see homosexuality is this.

First off, its not a biologically positive trait (curbs species propagation)

Now the, we get into the issue of whether its a choice or"not your fault", such as through genetics

If its a choice, than stop havin gay buttsex with men.

If its not a choice, but something your genes throw upon you, than we can in the future theoretically eliminate the gay gene, thus curing the world of homosexuality.
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Old Mar 1st, 2008, 08:32 PM       
I believe a union between two people of the same gender is somewhat of an abomination for the following reasons: they can bare no fruit. However, this is the least of my problems. I could care less about gay marriage.
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Old Feb 14th, 2008, 03:59 AM       
I don't know whether to take you seriously or not. Curbing species propagation? Are we really so behind in our science education that we still think that more people = better? Or is it just YOU who are retarded?
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Old Feb 14th, 2008, 01:44 PM       
He's still nursing a grudge after that school dance where a hispanic grinded against him because he mistook him for a mamacita.
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Old Feb 14th, 2008, 01:56 PM       
No, he's a retard.

Now the, we get into the issue of whether its a choice or "not your fault", such as through genetics

If its a choice, than stop being so fucking retarded you ignorant piece of shit.

If its not a choice, but something your genes throw upon you, than we need to just kill you now to stop your breeding, thus curing the world of ignorance.
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Old Feb 14th, 2008, 05:12 PM       
FH, read a real KK thread, he gets off on put-downs and insults.
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Old Feb 14th, 2008, 05:19 PM       
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FH, read a real KK thread, he gets off on put-downs and insults.
I see your point. Well, I checked, and he just hasn't been online since Feb. 5th. We'll all get to see the masochistic displays we've all come to love so much as soon as he gets back! YAY!
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 10:16 PM       
ummm ya know the 10 commandments dont say anything about masturbation so wank away my friend
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 10:28 PM       
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 10:31 PM       
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Old Feb 22nd, 2008, 10:50 PM       
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS ARE THE ONLY RULES IN THE BIBLE> IGNORE CORINTHIANS OR WHATEVER.

I don't see how it's impossible that genes could affect what we do, but I don't think they dictate a "fate." Thinking mankind is supremely responsible and in absolute control of itself is just as ridiculous as thinking god or genes are solely responsible for our actions -- Especially if you accept it without any evidence.
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Old Feb 25th, 2008, 01:40 PM       
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1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
I found this posted on a different forum, and I thought I'd post it here because this thread is BORING.
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Old Feb 25th, 2008, 06:21 PM       
You know, I actually feel like I kind of care about this thread now.
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Old Feb 25th, 2008, 06:44 PM       
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Old Feb 29th, 2008, 10:53 AM       
If you life like me, you notice that there's not any christian God. So there isn't any kind of sin either. Being homo isn't just sexual. It's same to fuck to cunt or ass. Being homo is also emotional. I think that thinking women only as a pussyes is more wrong than being just a friend with girls and fuck men. Only thing i doesn't like about homos is that they put their penis to ass, and shit comes out from ass. That's disgusting. Fortunately there is also other kind of homosexual forms than assfuck. My final opinion is that hating homos is just another genre of hating enything different. Sorry hahrsh language, i don't know any other words than i learn from tv : <
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Old Feb 29th, 2008, 07:17 PM       
I'm in favor of anything that curbs human propagation.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2008, 10:55 AM       
You're right MacLeon what this world needs is more people!
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Old Mar 2nd, 2008, 11:09 AM       
And don't act like you've never felt the urge to give a guy a good cornholing.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2008, 12:25 PM       
lol so all your points are about how it states in the bible that it's wrong...so where does that leave an atheist like me? convince ME....i have no problem with homosexuality and many of my friends are either gay or bi....i'd really like to hear your opinions on that.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2008, 10:58 AM       
But a book written 50 years after the death of a carpenter who has been dead for more than 2000 years is bound to be true!
Why? Because the bible says it is, of course!
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