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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 10:40 PM       
If you don't fix things with your mom, it will come back to haunt you. I speak from experience.
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 10:42 PM       
well this is a woman who when i calmly explained that i love her and she makes me happy and her skin shouldnt matter because ere all just people, she said i was doing it only to upset and spite her .... i dont think i can fix things with her honestly shes alil nutso
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 10:44 PM       
quit protecting your mom, you new lady doesn't need that grief
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 10:46 PM       
i'm not protecting her im done with her.
i have no reason to talk to her anymorre and i dont plan too
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 10:48 PM       
so then how is this even an issue
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 10:54 PM       
he's 20 years old let him die
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 10:54 PM       
That's how the fever started with me too.
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 11:00 PM       
it all started because my gf wants to meet her as i said
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 11:04 PM       
THEN FUCK JUST BE LIKE OKAY YOU WANT TO MEET HER? I HAVE TO TELL YOU SHE'S NOT VERY APPROVING OF THIS SITUATION. YOU SEE SHE IS A ROTTEN BITCH WHO THINKS ITS STILL 1950 AND THEREFORE IS BATSHIT CRAZY

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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 11:11 AM       
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Actually, in my opinion, this is the best piece of advice in this entire thread. No offense to anyone else who may have made a similar comment. I'm not singling out BTC (but I do like his style), because I think everyone not named "Lumpy" made a similar comment somewhere in this thread.

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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 11:05 PM       
and yes it seems stupid was tryin to figure out wether to tell her or lie about my mom
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 11:14 PM       
How can you not figure out something so simple on your own? OH YEAH, BECAUSE YOU ARE STILL TRYING TO PROTECT YOUR MOMS FEELINGS.
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 11:17 PM       
more like ambers but whatev whats done is done she knows life is goodish mmmyep
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 11:19 PM       
Hah, she's probably wondering why she's dating some pussy with mommy issues.
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 11:21 PM       
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 11:22 PM       
It's ok, she won't cheat on you. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 11:25 PM       
me and tadao are going to tag team amber now because we don't give a fuck about nothin'
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 11:28 PM       
then she's gonna borrow money from you to make us a nice dinner
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 11:42 PM       
That's right you little faggot, run away. OH NO, THERE IS CONFLICT, THE BEST THING TO DO IS HIDE AND HOPE IT GOES AWAY.
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 11:47 PM       
You wanted to join the navy, but then shit got to real on you and you told the recruiter you were OCD or some pussy shit so that you could look like you tryed but it's someone elses fault you can't be a man. THIS IS A RECURRING THEME FOR YOU.
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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 10:50 AM       
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You wanted to join the navy, but then shit got to real on you and you told the recruiter you were OCD or some pussy shit so that you could look like you tryed but it's someone elses fault you can't be a man. THIS IS A RECURRING THEME FOR YOU.
well tanx for the psycho analyzsis and if youre wondering were i went i had to go cut my wrists while listening to some my chemical romance to get over the pain of your scathing word volley that destroyed me as a man
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Old Jan 25th, 2010, 07:12 PM       
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well tanx for the psycho analyzsis and if youre wondering were i went i had to go cut my wrists while listening to some my chemical romance to get over the pain of your scathing word volley that destroyed me as a man
your sarcasm translates as immaturity you fuck
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 11:53 PM       
SHIT GOT TOO REAL

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