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Fathom Zero · #1

Saccharin is in Tab, but the jury's still out on it depending on who you ask.

Dimnos · #2

Who the fuck drinks TAB? People who need cancer.

Tadao · #3

yeah, there is poison everywhere, why not take in more

VaporTrailx1 · #4

well, technically; life itself is just a terminal sexually transmitted disease anyways.

kahljorn · #5

cause marijuana is superior to cigarettes in every way

Evil Robot · #6

OMG FLUORIDE CANCER OF THE TEETH TEEFS TOOTHKLESS JOE
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM WHERE DID YOU GFO
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM COTTON EYED JOE

Pentegarn · #7

What if the stairs are down though?

Tadao · #8

AND WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO EAT IN THE SAME RESTAURANTS AS BLACKS?

The Leader · #9

Tadao · #10

Long Beach Jew?

The Leader · #11

The president.

Tadao · #12

Obama is a Jew from Long Beach?

The Leader · #13

LYNDON BANES JOHNSON

Pentegarn · #14

Once upon a time, Thurgood Marshall walked in on in LBJ getting a blowjob from Ladybird. He was surprised, but said without missing a beat, "Well madame First Llady, I can see you put the BJ in LBJ"

The moral of this story is don't stand up on boats.

Dimnos · #15

I think that any business owner should be allowed to chose whether they want to be a smoking establishment or not. If allowing people to smoke turns some customers away because they dont want to breath it in... So be it. If they loose smoking customers who go down the street to someplace that lets them smoke... So be it. Public and city buildings? Sure. Ban the shit out of it. Private businesses should have an option though.

The Leader · #16

^This, because it's the American thing to do.^

Tadao · #17

The law was put into effect for the health of the employees, not the customer. That is why you can still smoke in family run businesses.

Dimnos · #18

Oh so there are some bar and restaurants you can smoke in? WTF are you smokers crying about then?

Grislygus · #19

we would end up getting in bitter arguments about who'd had the longer week and therefore had more of a right to enjoy themselves, which is pretty fucking funny in retrospect

"look, BUDDY, i've had a long day, and i didnt come here to have you blow that shit in my face, okay PAL"

"i just got off work, it's my first day off in nine days, it's a smoking bar, and I'm going to drink and smoke my cigar and watch my friend play-"

"look, I don't CARE, allright, no one else is smoking that shit-"

"everyone in the whole goddamn place is smoking-"

"CIGARETTES, fuckwad!"

"Go smoke a couple packs and chill out, awright?"

"How old are you?"

"Fuck OFF"

"How old are you?"

"what the hell is wrong with you"

"How old are you, HUH? Fucking pencildick teenager on a fake id, HUH"

"I'm twenty one, jackass"

"And YOU'RE talking to ME? Put that thing out!"

"fuck off"

Good Times.

Pentegarn · #20

The best part of that story is how you show cigarette smokers are basically hypocrites

Tadao · #21

i hope you get ass cancer

Pentegarn · #22

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Originally Posted by Tadao

i hope you get ass cancer

If enough BS gets blown up my ass by smokers about their rights, I just might

Colonel Flagg · #23

This entire thread makes me

I have an employee who had leukemia, went through a particularly heinous regimen of chemotherapy, is over 5 years clean, and yet still insists on taking a smoke break three times a day. I'm ashamed that I get on their sorry ass every time I get the opportunity, since my stepfather died a particularly slow and painful death of throat cancer becasue he couldn't stop smoking and drinking at the same time.

I have no sympathy.

Dimnos · #24

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Originally Posted by Pentegarn

Tadao answered this perfectly when he said this

Yeah. I was under the impression of the OP that all smoking in all bars and clubs and restaurants was being outlawed and that the only place to smoke would be in his house.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg

This entire thread makes me

I have an employee who had leukemia, went through a particularly heinous regimen of chemotherapy, is over 5 years clean, and yet still insists on taking a smoke break three times a day. I'm ashamed that I get on their sorry ass every time I get the opportunity, since my stepfather died a particularly slow and painful death of throat cancer becasue he couldn't stop smoking and drinking at the same time.

I have no sympathy.

Leukemia isnt real cancer. He should be a man and go get some for his prostate.