Went to the ENT; for now, I'm trying some steroids and mainstream Valium.
I start off with 60 mg of Prednisone today and tomorrow, 50mg the next two days, and so on. This is what doctors refer to as the Metric Fuckton of Steroids Therapy.
now what you need to do is make sure you drink plenty of alcohol, and pm Pub Lover a pic of you lying helplessly in a hospital bed, complete with bottomless gown.
i tried to heal you with my traditional chinese medicine powers but you didn't listen and now you're on steroids which are gonna make your dick shrink and your ass get all big :O :O