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Old Oct 7th, 2008, 04:15 PM       
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Old Oct 7th, 2008, 06:40 PM       
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Old Oct 7th, 2008, 06:41 PM       
Also, what?

Killer7 had good enough gameplay, if a little off-beat, and the gameplay is the entire point of No More Heroes.
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Old Oct 7th, 2008, 06:54 PM       
The gameplay in No More Heroes sucked. I only played it for the silly storyline.
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Old Oct 7th, 2008, 07:36 PM       
What Nick said. I liked the overworld better when it was called GTA, and I liked the combat better when it was called "Every other button masher ever". If it wasn't for the silly story, everyone would either hate it or forget about it like all the other generic "press the A button to win" games.

Plus, I think you like anything anime, GW, so stuff like "S4 League is fun" or "Suda51 will be king" are things that I take with a grain of salt...
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Old Oct 7th, 2008, 07:43 PM       
Suda's company makes some good games though. Contact for the DS was decent.
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Old Oct 7th, 2008, 08:03 PM       
"Decent" doesn't get you the crown of video games, though :V
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Old Oct 7th, 2008, 08:05 PM       
Oh fuck, go ahead and blame halo, gears of war, and the call of duty series for the wii having fuck all for games. The simple fact is, it's not a real gaming console. It's for nostalgia and people who aren't typical gamers.
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Old Oct 7th, 2008, 08:10 PM       


brb 50 Cent Bulletproof. Talk about a real video game.

Videogames suck now. The colorful shit is stupid, the violent shit is stupid, and when's the last time you played a game that had new gameplay that wasn't copypasted from another game? The only one I can think of is Portal, and I accidentally beat it in a single sitting.

The industry will collapse, then a new console or handheld or something will be popular. That, or indie gaming might save us from the ocean of filth that comes out now. Nintendo will go the way of Atari and develop software for whatever the new console is, Sony and Microsoft will go back to their day jobs, and a new era will start, just like in the 80's.
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Old Oct 7th, 2008, 08:14 PM       
MAYBE TAKING YOU OFF OF IGNORE WAS A MISTAKE

I like good games. Simple as that. I like shooters, but I don't limit myself to them. The 360 just has a lot of games that I enjoy. I'd play some computer games too if this thing were capable of running anything half decently.
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Old Oct 7th, 2008, 08:15 PM       
Video games about shit celebrities suck. Plenty of innovative games are still being made for just about every platform going... with the possible exception of the Wii which only features re-makes and shovelware.
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Old Oct 7th, 2008, 08:19 PM       
I'm going to pre-empt whatever stupid point Guitar Woman is going to make next by saying this year was the year of Portal, Team Fortress 2 and countless other fantastic games.

None of which needed a queer motion sensitive remote control to distract you from the underlying crap gameplay.
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Old Oct 7th, 2008, 08:19 PM       
Name a PS3 or 360 game that fits that bill. Something innovative for either system, and bonus points if it's platform exclusive. Minus points for Orange Box games, since EA just took the PC version and shat them onto the consoles.

PC's the only platform that I'm seeing any real interesting stuff, and I need a huge paycheck to keep up with it all. I think we can all agree that PC games need to be compatible with more systems, yes?
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Old Oct 7th, 2008, 08:20 PM       
See my above post. The Orange Box was available on both platforms.

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Old Oct 7th, 2008, 08:44 PM       
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See my above post. The Orange Box was available on both platforms.
Yeah, but you had to have been a retard to purchase it for anything other than PC.

Why are you making it sound like I hate Portal and TF2? Best Valve games ever. TF2 is pretty much all I play anymore.

STALKER came out in 2007, too, didn't it? Despite the vanilla release being a massive, broken turd, Oblivion Lost mod makes it one of the most immersive and impressive things I've ever seen.
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Old Oct 7th, 2008, 08:22 PM       
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Old Oct 7th, 2008, 08:24 PM       
Edited my post after you posted that. Just console games, plz.
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Old Oct 7th, 2008, 08:26 PM       
Hey everybody, let's edit our posts to get around sounding like a retard!

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Old Oct 7th, 2008, 08:28 PM       
Pfft, I said platform - the PC is a platform ergo I need make no such concessions.

Though I would mention Mass Effect which I still rate as one of the best games I've ever played.
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Old Oct 7th, 2008, 08:28 PM       
I edited it just a few seconds after I posted it because I forgot to add something. Sue me, jerk.
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Old Oct 7th, 2008, 08:30 PM       
Ooops, I did the same thing. Crazy world we live in.
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Old Oct 7th, 2008, 08:44 PM       
Also I never said anything on the Wii was innovative

The console itself is a neat idea, but nobody will take it seriously. An awesome game like deBlob or No More Heroes comes out for it every once in a while, but everyone passes those off as bullshit for reasons I cannot begin to comprehend.

Your brains have probably been stupidified by Gears of War and Halo.
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Old Oct 7th, 2008, 08:53 PM       
Gears of War isn't even good, guys, come on.
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Old Oct 7th, 2008, 08:56 PM       
Of all the PS3's problems its price isn't very important. The lack of games is far more damaging to its reputation.

I've had one for a couple of months and I can rent just about everything released for it for free. So far I've only found two games that I like; Battlefield Bad Company and Uncharted.
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Old Oct 7th, 2008, 08:57 PM       
I was actually planning on getting a PS3 eventually, too. "Too expensive" isn't really an issue if you don't rely on mommy and daddy for all your monetary requirements.

Still, 500 dollars. God damn.

I'll probably need to do some looking to find the 60GB model with the Emotion Engine, too, since I'm mainly going to use it to play all the PS2 exclusives I missed out on in my Gamecube days.
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