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Old Apr 5th, 2006, 11:59 PM       
It's definitely not in that chewed up bubble gum you call a pussy.
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Old Apr 6th, 2006, 04:35 AM       
back to topic: This day started really really badly. I woke up in my friends apartment on a couch. I had a terrible headache and as I am wrtiting this, I have puked 4 times already. I blame tequila.
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Old Apr 6th, 2006, 10:56 AM       
Yeah, but you had an awesome night last night, right?
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Old Apr 6th, 2006, 10:56 AM       
Be of good cheer!! The day can only get better from this point on!
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Old Apr 6th, 2006, 10:58 AM       
Hey you, good morning.
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Old Apr 6th, 2006, 11:40 AM       
Yeah, I had a fun night. Lots of dancing. I just don't really remember how I got to my friends place. On the positive side, there were also two good looking girls and one of them was sleeping on the same couch as me. Too bad I was passed out.
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Old Apr 6th, 2006, 12:02 PM       
Hey man, you still have a lot more partying to do.
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Old Apr 6th, 2006, 12:52 PM       
True. Im going again on saturday night. Should be enough time for my legs to heal.
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Old Apr 6th, 2006, 12:52 PM       
Yay, only one exam left! After that I can once again kick back and relax awhile, till I have to start studying again
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Old Apr 6th, 2006, 07:45 PM       
Driving home at 6am something the size of a mouseball kicked up and hit my windshield right in front of my face. Looked like a rock but it didn't crack my window, just chipped it to all hell.

Then when I got home I noticed a big fucking screw stuck in my tire. If I pull it out I'm certain my tire will start leaking, and its close enuff to the sidewall that I'm worried it can't be patched.

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Old Apr 6th, 2006, 08:10 PM       
I went to college to mooch my EMA off them...finally.

It's taken about 3 fucking months for this thing to actually be sorted out.


The rest is a blur.


I watched TV.


My day sucked.

Here's hoping my sexy purple Saturn pad arrives tomorrow. ;<
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Old Apr 6th, 2006, 09:20 PM       
I have a tornado headed this way. I'm glad my new computer isn't in. Because it wouldn't be here for long.
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Old Apr 30th, 2006, 01:08 PM       
She survived!
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Old Apr 30th, 2006, 02:05 PM       
That must mean she lives in a trailor park
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Old Apr 30th, 2006, 04:12 PM       
You spelled trailer wrong.
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Old Apr 30th, 2006, 05:22 PM       
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That must mean she lives in a trailor park
No I don't live in a trailer park but I don't think I would be making comments like that with the kind of animals you hang out with. Has your ass healed yet, you mindless shit stained asswipe?
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Old Apr 30th, 2006, 07:59 PM       
You guys PLEASE!

I'm trying to run a civilized thread here.

So, how's everyone doing today?
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Old Apr 30th, 2006, 08:24 PM       
I spelled Trailer wrong on purpose. And Terra seriously don't talk to me about ass sex, the very though of the word ass sex coming from your gob makes me wannt to sew your vagina shut then use glue to make a watertight seal, then watch and laugh ans your urine is backed up into your uteris and ultimately up your tubes and causes your ovaries to explode
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Old Apr 30th, 2006, 09:49 PM       
The Loyal Order of Moose is going to very dissapointed with you tonight. Hopefully Milhouse will come in here soon and clean up all of your typos and spelling errors.

Never mind all of those shitty contractions AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT BRAXTON HICKS, MISTER!
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Old Apr 30th, 2006, 09:54 PM       
uhh, urine doesn't come out of the uterus you flippin stupid fuck.

just in case anyone is confused, the above comment was directed at the kid in this thread who will never come close to understanding a female's anatomy.
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Old Apr 30th, 2006, 09:56 PM       
My day was not very good. I had just bought a new 3D-supporting, state-of-the-art graphics card for 100 bucks(it wasn't a big one, only 256 Megs). I was happy as hell. Then, guess what?

My fucking computer couldn't take it. Apparently, my computer was made in the STONE AGE and can't take a friggin graphics card. Yeesh.

I just wasted 100 bucks, how are you? :D
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Old Apr 30th, 2006, 09:57 PM       
But he's a whiz bang at Swamp Donkey dick!
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Old Apr 30th, 2006, 09:58 PM       
Hey Stupidkraut, I've got this book we can read together. You see, your body's going through some changes, and I think it would help if we talked through it.
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Old Apr 30th, 2006, 09:58 PM       
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Old Apr 30th, 2006, 10:01 PM       
I had a good day, aside from being forced into church this morning.
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