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Old Feb 13th, 2003, 05:27 PM       
ONLY THREE MINUTES BECAUSE OF THEIR PRICKLY LEG HAIR.
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Old Feb 13th, 2003, 11:36 PM       
i don't get it.
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Old Feb 13th, 2003, 11:45 PM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 03:20 AM       
Well, at any rate, past all the fun of those lovely little battles that went on for the first few pages of this thread (which are indeed funny as hell and other than the initial retaliation post, I do believe that Proto definitely came off as the bigger of the two men) I just have to say Congratulations Prot! Now what we should do is start a new thread, offering to get together to buy a bottle of wine (or maybe just some Budweisers, it's all I got) for Prot the day the Big One happens

Good Luck Proto, and don't let those assholes get ya down

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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 06:33 PM       
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Oh, and if your lady enjoys being drilled like sheetrock to the beat of "Wonderwall," then don't let her go no matter what.



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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 10:12 PM       
He also never showers, gets laid, or wipes his ass.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 10:28 PM       
Hey, still being retarded? You are? OK.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2003, 12:35 AM       
Why has a thread about a lap dance turned into an arguement. Why don't we all just get along and give our congrats to proto, eh?
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Old Feb 23rd, 2003, 01:03 AM       
I just can't help posting negative things about Jamesman because he is such a huge jackass loser. That's why it turns into arguments.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2003, 01:18 AM       
And who can argue with logic like that?
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Old Mar 10th, 2003, 01:57 PM       
Any1 heard the song "A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying" by the Bloodhound Gang, that song is soooo LOL
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Old Mar 10th, 2003, 11:48 PM       
Do not bump threads, you unfunny dickjob.
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 12:44 AM        Another?!
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I LEFT HIM BEHIND WHEN I BECAME A MAN

(WHO IS STILL A VIRGIN, BUT WHO'S COUNTING ANYWAY )
Wow. Now I don't feel so bad about being 20 and a virgin.
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 12:52 AM        Idiot.
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Well, why don't you just go pay for sex already? Because that is who you've been getting the miniscule experiences you're accumulating. Paying a stripper to rub her tits in your face, and actually having a relationship with someone is pretty fucking far removed.
Hey fucktard, he didn't pay for the stripper. And kindly point out to me where he equated getting a lap dance with a relationship.

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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 01:01 AM       
Eh, I don't feel so bad about being 25 and being a virgin anymore. It's not a big deal when you get down to it. It really isn't.

I mean, I'm 25 and I've never gone skydiving either.
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 01:36 AM       
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"Hey baby, come suck on my titties!"

"In a minute. I gotta check out the board and reply to anything that I can to make myself feel like I'm cool beans."
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 11:22 AM       
Wouldn't the fact my girlfriend wants me to suck on her tits make me feel like cool beans? I definitely never check the boards when she's over, becasue, obviously, I have better things to do.
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 11:31 AM       
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 12:33 PM       
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Wouldn't the fact my girlfriend wants me to suck on her tits make me feel like cool beans? I definitely never check the boards when she's over, becasue, obviously, I have better things to do.
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 01:06 PM       
Does fishing out that old and forgotten bottle of lotion from behind the sofa constitute 'the lady being over'?
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 01:38 PM       
What are you talking about?
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 02:21 PM        Re: Another?!
tehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehe they're talking about masturbating teeheheheheheehehehehehehehehehehehehe

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I LEFT HIM BEHIND WHEN I BECAME A MAN

(WHO IS STILL A VIRGIN, BUT WHO'S COUNTING ANYWAY )
Wow. Now I don't feel so bad about being 20 and a virgin.
18! Sweet!
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 02:29 PM       
Wowzas, Monk! All these virgins on an internet forum, of all places!

Who would've thunk, huh?
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 07:59 PM       


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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 08:01 PM       
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