"THE SHAKING OF I-MOCKERY'S VERY FOUNDATION"

[Perndog]

Actually, a better question is why I bother reading your posts in the first place. Nevermind.

[Anonymous]

I rarely go into these kinds of things, but I think I'll try (Hey Dr. Boogie! Hey!) The Cap 'n Crunch gang decided this place was no longer funny, (Hi Glowbelly! Let's go find a deli!) which really gives them no merit to lamblast this place with porn and racial epithets(I think there's some good eats there! Psst, I like that show, do you? I think we should use a joke from that before you leave) I mean,(Jixby! Hi Jixby! Jixby!) Jixby has even announced that instead of whining, (Can I come to your board sometime, Jixby?) they should work together in a harmonious team work to bring back what was fun to these boards (I found a new love test game on the web, try it out with me!) Sad thing is, (Burbank! Are you going to have a BBQ sometime?) is that board humor varies from board to board (I didn't mean to make a veiled joke against your religious background, sorry in advanced Burbank.) I don't know if that whole thing was what they consider humor at it's finest, (Rog! Wanna hang out soemtime? Maybe after your karate class?) but I tell you it was funny the moment they got banned (Does your wife have a sister? Haha, just jokin', I'm waiting until I have a good job that can pay enough for me and a family and for extras.) I hate to be a humor prude, (whoreable, can we play some KoF '97?) but they need to work on their act before I'll find even one of them funny (I got a cool controller for 20 bucks, it's called a Saitek P880!) Thank heavens all of the people who make me laugh had a calm enough mind, (Hi Chojin!) but I wish those who didn't make me laugh who are still here will work hard to improve or leave (I have a new animation to show you, can I send it through PM? Cause I'm kinda shy.)

[GADZOOKS]

Originally Posted by Perndog

Actually, a better question is why I bother reading your posts in the first place. Nevermind.

It amazing how i can leave and go eat dinner come back later and your all ready with a fantastic retort.

[glowbelly]

i'm a vegetarian. i'll go to a vegetable stand with you, but a deli is OUT. sowwy.

[Triad-Brother Fu]

I'm sorry, but here's my 1 shot at rationalising this.

Pub said N****. Pub got banned.

Helm and many others explain. There's a lot of other people that says n**** or even fa**** that dosn't get banned.

Rog says he's too busy to ban them.

Jimmy here thinks...... what?!
No no seriously folks.... of ALL people that does something like this on the board. And trust me it's frequent from what i've seen.
Pub gets hit... the ever so loveable pub gets picked on.
This must be destiny or something.

I'm sure we all called or hinted that someone is homosexual here and there. We don't mean it, it's not very one sided. We should all be banned seriously.


So Fucktard verses Nig***
Rog claims fucktard is a stamp that's stamped everywhere.
You should listen to a rap album.

Okayokayokayokay slash that one out.
How do we know our advertisers won't come into the forums and get turned off by a syringe full of ArrowX and Mad Max.

OR WAIT, do they wanna market to these kids?
Is this what i-mockery is all about really catering kids to their knock knock jokes?

Well I don't know, I'm restating all the points here and a few speculations.

3-days... yea 3 days big deal... CEPT NONE OF US FUCKING KNOW IT CAUSE YOU DIDN'T TELL US. AND WE'RE JUST GONNA ASSUME IT'S A FEW MONTHS.

Oh that would be a good idea rog. Perhaps leave a little note next time would be nice.

But anyways...
Rog, thanks for teaching me to be less mainstream through this webpage. It's been a great ride. I'll check out your minimocks once in a while.

EDIT:

If you're caught saying that kind of shit, you will be warned once. If it continues, you'll be banned permanently.

Rog... if the rules and guideline was THE warning for pub. Then gosh we've ALL been warned already. One trip and it's the permanent ban. So it's justified for me to say that some of us believed pub to be PERMANENTLY banned.

[Jixby Phillips]

I disagree with everybody on this issue.

[GADZOOKS]

So racism is okay in the presence of the perndog and only pertaining to drug and issues base don it as long as pronography is involved and that they should be banned in a way that they aren't, Jixby Phillips.

[Jixby Phillips]

I disagree

[GADZOOKS]

So racism is not okay especially in the not presense of the perncat and only pertaining to soda and not issues based do it as children's television is not involved and that they shouldnt be banned in a way they are, jixby phillips.

[Gurlugon]

This is all so strange.

[sports]

And confusing :/

[LacrimansTaurne]

It didn't make much more sense watching all of it unfold either...

[eva01]

Originally Posted by Triad-Brother Fu

I'm sorry, but here's my 1 shot at rationalising this.

Pub said N****. Pub got banned.

Helm and many others explain. There's a lot of other people that says n**** or even fa**** that dosn't get banned.

Rog says he's too busy to ban them.

Jimmy here thinks...... what?!
No no seriously folks.... of ALL people that does something like this on the board. And trust me it's frequent from what i've seen.
Pub gets hit... the ever so loveable pub gets picked on.
This must be destiny or something.

I'm sure we all called or hinted that someone is homosexual here and there. We don't mean it, it's not very one sided. We should all be banned seriously.


So Fucktard verses Nig***
Rog claims fucktard is a stamp that's stamped everywhere.
You should listen to a rap album.

Okayokayokayokay slash that one out.
How do we know our advertisers won't come into the forums and get turned off by a syringe full of ArrowX and Mad Max.

OR WAIT, do they wanna market to these kids?
Is this what i-mockery is all about really catering kids to their knock knock jokes?

Well I don't know, I'm restating all the points here and a few speculations.

3-days... yea 3 days big deal... CEPT NONE OF US FUCKING KNOW IT CAUSE YOU DIDN'T TELL US. AND WE'RE JUST GONNA ASSUME IT'S A FEW MONTHS.

Oh that would be a good idea rog. Perhaps leave a little note next time would be nice.

But anyways...
Rog, thanks for teaching me to be less mainstream through this webpage. It's been a great ride. I'll check out your minimocks once in a while.

EDIT:

Rog... if the rules and guideline was THE warning for pub. Then gosh we've ALL been warned already. One trip and it's the permanent ban. So it's justified for me to say that some of us believed pub to be PERMANENTLY banned.

watch out for helm, youre just his type.

[Emu]

Originally Posted by eva01

watch out for helm, youre just his type.

I agree. Isn't it great quoting entire passages to make 7 word long sentence comments?

[eva01]

shoulda shortened it. oh well.

[Lotida]

Originally Posted by camacazio

If this were the first time I read anything on the forums I'd be thinking "what a bunch of whiny fucks"

You whiny fucks.

[Helm]

It's ok everybody. This is over. eva01 changed his sig to make a point of such startling clarity and reason that we can now all go home. The situation has resolved itself.

[agroskaterik]

[eva01]

[Lotida]

Originally Posted by Helm

It's ok everybody. This is over. eva01 changed his sig to make a point of such startling clarity and reason that we can now all go home. The situation has resolved itself.

I hate it when Helm makes me LOL!

[The Retro Kat]

Thank Goodness.

[Helm]

Yes yes you're one of the gang now. Wonderful.


Edit: and what Lotida, what's your problem? Have we talked before? Have I done anything to you that I've forgot or are you just omg helm's a jerk he made me cry take it back helm :cry because I've been here before you and your thing is to hate anyone that's been here before you? All I remember about you is that you used to talk in coloured text. Seriously, that's your contribution to the boards. You know some of us have people they'd call friends here and come to these boards to talk with them and generally enjoy the information and entertainment that these forums can provide. What are you doing here?

[GADZOOKS]

Yes what's done is done, they have been done away with, the time is over. Now it's time to BOOGIE!

[eva01]

[Gurlugon]

haha hey now where the heck is that from