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Old May 21st, 2005, 01:13 PM       
Whats your girlfriend's dick taste like?
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Old May 21st, 2005, 02:48 PM       
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Other; different: heterochromatic.
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Capable of being bent repeatedly without injury or damage.
Susceptible to influence or persuasion; tractable.
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Capable of being differently bent? So you can, like, lick your own ass n' stuff?
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Old May 21st, 2005, 07:08 PM       
"Well, I do find great pleasure in touching my own penis, so maybe I'll like touching other people's penises, too. But I'd still like to keep the woman option open in case I find one. Soooomeday :D"

CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE HETEROFLEXIBLE :o
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Old May 21st, 2005, 07:29 PM       
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The fact is, every teenager thinks they're gay or bisexual at some point, even if it's only for a day or for two years.
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Old May 21st, 2005, 07:39 PM       
I go to a school were there are two chicks who make out every day after school.


As teenagers grow up they try to find out more about their own sexuality. Teenagers are prone to temporary bisexuality for multiple reasons, such as fear of being a virgin forever, fear of being called intolerant of other people's sexuality, or being stupid. This doesn't mean there can't be some genuinely bisexual folks out there, or that homosexuality itself is made up, but that teenage kids treat homosexuality like being goth or somesuch.
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Old May 21st, 2005, 08:39 PM       
Because we all know that I'm all about subcultures.

And my girlfriend doesn't have a penis. She has Ds. And everyone knows that D stands for Delicious.
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Old May 21st, 2005, 08:40 PM       
So, what, is she fat?
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Old May 21st, 2005, 08:41 PM       
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Old May 21st, 2005, 08:42 PM       
CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN'
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Old May 21st, 2005, 08:46 PM       
HAHAHAHAHA

Hopefully, her family has a digicam. I want to put up some pics of us together!
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Old May 21st, 2005, 08:47 PM       
Will there be pushin'
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Old May 21st, 2005, 08:48 PM       
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Old May 21st, 2005, 08:49 PM       
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Old May 21st, 2005, 10:04 PM       
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I go to a school were there are two chicks who make out every day after school.


As teenagers grow up they try to find out more about their own sexuality. Teenagers are prone to temporary bisexuality for multiple reasons, such as fear of being a virgin forever, fear of being called intolerant of other people's sexuality, or being stupid. This doesn't mean there can't be some genuinely bisexual folks out there, or that homosexuality itself is made up, but that teenage kids treat homosexuality like being goth or somesuch.
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Old May 21st, 2005, 11:03 PM       
Raise your hand if you know the Kinsey scale...
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Old May 22nd, 2005, 02:46 AM       
needs more PUSHIN and less FUSHIN
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Old May 22nd, 2005, 03:48 AM       
how about some SHUSHIN
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Old May 22nd, 2005, 04:42 AM       
i'm a 4-5 on the Kinsey scale
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Old May 22nd, 2005, 04:50 AM       
I thought the kinsey scale proposed the 10% figure?
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Old May 22nd, 2005, 06:48 AM       
most of you are homphobic phucks who couldnt appreciate a thread about self discovery if you tried. Homeboy is trying to develop into a mature adult, accept it. McCain, you need to go down.................And I know how to do it....
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Old May 22nd, 2005, 07:22 AM       
That only 10% of the population is completely gay or straight? Yes. It was in response to comments like...

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The fact is, every teenager thinks they're gay or bisexual at some point, even if it's only for a day or for two years.
Someday, the word 'bisexual' will go the way of the word 'octoroon'.
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Old May 22nd, 2005, 04:22 PM       
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Old May 22nd, 2005, 05:50 PM       
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Old May 22nd, 2005, 10:35 PM       
felix tibs that outfit's very becoming on you
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Old May 23rd, 2005, 10:30 AM       
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Only post it if its of her doing you up the shitter
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