Dear God Just Stop Posting In Here FUCK!

[Pram Maven]

Based on whose lowered standards?

[Womti]

his.

[Pram Maven]

Oooh, twisted! I had to think about that one.

Hey, I have a neato idea, why can't we all be friends? I mean, we're clearly all a match for eachother, so why engage in these orgiastic brawls and decimation of our respective charactures, when we could just be sharing a pint and talking about meaningful stuff that doesn't include the word "diatribe" in any metaphoric sense, like on other boards? Just a really keen thought... Don't forget to disregard it and say something catty!

PS: Stop feeling me out, people. You're turning me on.

[Womti]

friends? next you'll want to share avatars and siggys with us!

[Pram Maven]

Quit planning my next move for me! I can do it myself! :P

[Womti]

you mean you actually are that pathetic??

[Pram Maven]

Yes, but please don't tell anyone.

Oh, hell, you can tell the whole world. I'm "that" lazy.

And another thing! Quit looking like Norman Bates. Psycho.

[Womti]

I'm perfectly comfortable with my image, thanks.

[Pram Maven]

Drop the "E", add "ination"

[Womti]

drop the g, "add shut the fuck up you pathetic bastard".

[The Retro Kat]

Originally Posted by Prog Shooter

Get drunk, get laid... I don't care. Just get off the net. Losers. And take your hopeless virginity with you.

Prog, shouldn't you and your hopeless virginity be off the net? Loser.

[Lycurgus1985]

RK, don't you have glory holes to attend to?

I find it hilarious you couldn't come up with an actual retort against Prog so you relied on a futile attempt to attack his sig. Yep, you're just a master.

[The Retro Kat]

Originally Posted by Prog Shooter

Hey Retro,

Why don't you pick on someone your own height, you fucking twist!

Yes, because his insult was really worth it...

Oh, and wolfman, they're called assholes.


By the way, what's your unhealthy obsession with that shitty movie Sleepaway Camp? You liked that chick with the dick at the end, right? AM I RITE GUYZ?

[MetalMilitia]

RK, don't you have glory holes to attend to? LOL

I find it hilarious you couldn't come up with an actual retort against Prog so you relied on a futile attempt to attack his sig. Yep, you're just a master. Rolling Eyes

I think Retro is funny which is more than can be said for you with your default Internet putdowns; "you cant spell", "You're my bitch" etc etc
There are 100000s more maddox wannabes all over the net, you are not original.

[The Retro Kat]

Actually, while we're on the subject of sigs, before you post again, I want you to think long and hard about what you've got written there, buddy. Ok. Before you give a "witty" reply to this message or any other, please, do me a favor and think about it.

[Lycurgus1985]

Actually, I just find it to be a decent cult horror film. The sequels are better though because Angela is a chick in those ones and Pam Sringsteen (who plays her in the sequels) is really cute. Not to mention the second movie is the only film where you'll see the camp slut get drowned in an outhouse.

Wait a second!
You don't know the difference between an asshole and a glory hole? Come on! You're kidding right? I thought you were our resident gay guy.

[The Retro Kat]

Your really don't get it. That's adorable. I'd much prefer to fuck a dude in the ass before suck random cock through a hole in a picket fence.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by The Retro Kat

I'd much prefer to fuck a dude in the ass before suck random cock through a hole in a picket fence.

But you do suck cocks right?

[Seven Force]

Originally Posted by Lycurgus1985

Actually, I just find it to be a decent cult horror film. The sequels are better though because Angela is a chick in those ones and Pam Sringsteen (who plays her in the sequels) is really cute. Not to mention the second movie is the only film where you'll see the camp slut get drowned in an outhouse.

Wait a second!
You don't know the difference between an asshole and a glory hole? Come on! You're kidding right? I thought you were our resident gay guy.

I find it so fucking hard to believe you're 20. If you are, that's real pathetic. You don't have anything better to do than to hang out where people don't like you? Was it like this when you were at school? Did you go to prom? Did kids make fat jokes at you?

Christ, ArrowX is thinner and funnier than you. And he's 15.

[The Retro Kat]

Not through picket fences, Pub.

[Pub Lover]

Even if I bring the fence into the bedroom?

[The Retro Kat]

YOU DONT WANT TO SEE MY FACE FCUK U

[Emu]

Originally Posted by Seven Force

I find it so fucking hard to believe you're 20. If you are, that's real pathetic. You don't have anything better to do than to hang out where people don't like you? Was it like this when you were at school? Did you go to prom? Did kids make fat jokes at you?

Christ, ArrowX is thinner and funnier than you. And he's 15.

that's a god damn dirty lie

[Pub Lover]

You wouldn't be sucking my cock, you'd be sucking some other guys cock while I watch, & then when I get too horny I'd run in & we'd sex it up for reals.

[Pram Maven]

Drop the what?

MAKE FUCKING SENSE! It's not hard... Come to think of it, neither am I. I was kidding earlier.

As far as my virginity goes, which it doesn't, at least, not very far, anyway, I HAVE BEEN DIDDLED. I'm actually asexual these days, which greatly simplifies things.

Retro, go listen to bad techno. You look like you were made for it.

PS: The only thing that seems to get dropped around here, is peoples' pants in order to satisfy eachother's low self esteem fetishes. Race you to boregasm! *still asexual*