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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 12:04 AM       
...it's nice to see your sarcasm progressing! *claps*
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 12:06 AM       
If you're really a woman, we here at I-Mockery require you to post your picture. You must fulfill the following requests, as stated in Proto's Law:

-Face
-Face and breasts
-Shaved vagina (no hair)
-Bent over, cheeks spread

Until these pics are posted, you will be acknowledged as being a man. Good day, sir.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 12:09 AM       
...that's nice to know, because i'll continue to be known as a sir...i'm not posting those pics...you can see the pic of my FACE on my website...i don't think i need to justify my sex to any of you....but i can assure you i am completely female...
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 12:21 AM       
You could be a man with boobs :/.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 12:21 AM       
Either I'm really paranoid, or waterwitch is a brilliant character cooked up by a comic genius who has been proven victorious in gettings lots of people to reply to him.

I KNOW THAT'S YOU SPAZBOY. YOU CAN'T HIDE IT FROM ME!
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 12:22 AM       
WELL IM COMPLETELY PISSED

YOUR THE WORST EXCUSE OF A SCATTERBRAIN I'VE EVER SEEN

and Les, i don't think anyone would waste their time making a website for a character. At least i hope not..
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 12:23 AM       
Well, those pics sure had us going...

...wait a minute. I'M STILL NOT FALLING FOR IT.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:02 AM       
Wait, what the fuck?

You're an ICP fan from Australia too? Or are you just twizted juggalo with a new user name? Or maybe you're both just losers, and you showed up to "get his back," because he's your friend or some shit.

Seriously people, don't even give this thing the time of day anymore. It was fun until I found this out.

http://au.internations.net/waterwitch/jess-icp.jpg
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:12 AM       
Yuckers

Come'on guys, we cant let here take over the boards with her dismal dialogue. Don't make me sing to stop this tomfoolery.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:15 AM       
SING ALONG WITH THE PROFESSOR AS WE BURN THE EVIL WITCH!!!!
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:15 AM       
Why don't you sing anymore?

You used to be cool.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:23 AM       
Actually to be correct, i never sang, i typed in a form of a poem but to be used as a song. Now I am eating my own words...

And maybe later...i have work to do.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:24 AM       
...no i'm NOT a character....yes i AM real...and why would i waste time making a website for some made up bitch...???

by the way, i'm not spaz boy...and so i like ICP, big deal...and twiztid juggalo is a mate of mine...that's one reason i started posting here, dipshits...we're not the same person...

edit - oh, and btw, you can't burn me...my parents tried, and failed...
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:29 AM       
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:30 AM       
DID YOUR PARENTS ALSO TRY PUTTING PILLOWS OVER YOUR FACE WHILE YOU WERE ASLEEP?

I BET THEY NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT ONE.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:30 AM       
...this ain't the best thread...it's an okay thread, but it's full of people who like tearing others apart...want to join in?

edit - very amusing dipshit...I WAS BEING SARCSATIC! i thought you people would've been able to recognise that by now!
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:31 AM       
BAD DIRTY WITCH!
Ohyo! Ohyo! noibe Ohyo! caosagonu!
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:32 AM       
bad, yes...dirty, no...i had a shower 15 minutes ago...
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:34 AM       
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edit - very amusing dipshit...I WAS BEING SARCSATIC! i thought you people would've been able to recognise that by now!
YES, LET US TALK ABOUT SOME PEOPLE AROUND HERE WHO HAVE THE INABILITY TO RECOGNIZE SARCASM.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:35 AM       
...dude, no one would want to kill me! i'm too cute, dammit!
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:42 AM       
FUCK YOU SIR.

IF DR. ATKINS WERE STILL ALIVE HE'D BE LIKE "OMG I'M GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK ANYWAY BY LOOKING AT YOUR FAT FACE".

THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:43 AM       
my face ain't fat, swwetheart....

and i'm glad you're choosing to end it..was getting tiring from my end anyway...
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:46 AM       
THAT DOES IT. YOU JUST OPENED UP A NEW CAN OF WORMS.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:46 AM       
THE FILTH OF WITCHCRAFT HAS TAINTED YOU SO DEEP THAT NOT EVEN DIAL ANTIBACTERIAL SOAP CAN SAVE YOU NOW!!! REPENT sweetie.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:46 AM       
...you going to eat them? i'd like to watch if you are....*settles in to watch*

edit - repent...? why? i like being a sinner...much nicer than ebing one of that faggy angel type chicks who were those fucked up shirts with "i've fallen from heaven" written on them...fuck that shit...
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