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Old May 7th, 2003, 07:54 PM       
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you want to hurt me simply because you can't do anything else...

Do you really want to huuuurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?



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Old May 7th, 2003, 08:28 PM       
OMG WATERWITCH!! YOU'RE RIGHT! I really DON'T know anything about you in real life! I sincerely retract my previous rash and slaphazard statement!!!

Wait, but I HAVE seen pictures of you and your physical appearance. To filter out the following genetic defects from your potential gene pool you shouldn't spawn:

1. Down syndrome
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3. Unbearably obnoxious chubby facial expression that screams "BEAT ME OVER THE FUCKING FACE AND JACK OFF ON IN MY EYES JUST SO YOU CAN LAUGH AT ME WHILE I CRY".
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Old May 7th, 2003, 08:34 PM       
Why does waterwitch explain stuff that we don't really want to hear?
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Old May 7th, 2003, 10:15 PM       
um. she's stupid?
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Old May 7th, 2003, 10:17 PM       
I wish I had a pic of a medal to give to sadie.
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Old May 8th, 2003, 01:08 AM       
I wish you had some more of those hilarious "shut the fuck up" pictures. Or maybe a "this thread is gay" image. That would make me laugh a lot right about now.
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Old May 8th, 2003, 01:14 AM       
I think you mean this one

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Old May 8th, 2003, 01:43 AM       
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Old May 8th, 2003, 03:49 AM       
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Old May 8th, 2003, 06:01 AM       
http://www.peterkh.net/fun/

They weren't kidding when they labeled this directory as being "fun"!
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Old May 8th, 2003, 06:02 AM       
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THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN AVRIL LAVIGNE SONG.
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Old May 8th, 2003, 06:07 AM       
I agree. That WAS funny, Robo.
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Old May 8th, 2003, 07:41 AM        j
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GOTHANDPREPSBOY I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE AND I'VE SEEN WHERE YOU SLEEP AND I SWEAR YOUR MOTHER WILL CRY WHEN SHE SEES WHAT I'VE DONE TO YOU.
How original but hey even water witch cant compete with this she may have a fan club but I get a stalker


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Old May 8th, 2003, 07:46 AM        Re: r
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A little advice..............check the backseat before you get in your car tonight.......oh and have somebody else start it for you too.
But if there's a car bomb in Helm's car, why would you be waiting in the back seat? Then you would die too. You didn't think this empty threat out very much, cow fucker.

And the Preppy Goth posted four times in a row on page three in this thread, when no posts at all would have been more than enough. That should be considered flooding and he should be banned.
Dear Dumb Ass,

That means either I will be in the back seat or a bomb will be in her car, thankyou for showing your ignorance again





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Old May 8th, 2003, 07:49 AM       
oh, how sweet, the poser thnks it's people. :cute
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Old May 8th, 2003, 08:06 AM        h
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oh, how sweet, the poser thnks it's people. :cute
I would highlite the places you messed up :/ but hell thats the whole thing you REALLY FUCKED UP
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Old May 8th, 2003, 08:25 AM       
you really couldn't think of a more original reply? pointing uot someone's spelling errors is just stupid, except when Sadie does it, cause she's cool.

anyway, I mess up becasue i don't give a damn about my spelling. and I messed up on purpose to imitate one of those hillbillies when an animal acts smart like "Aaaah, it thinks it's people." that kinda thing you fucking pansy-assed poser goth type gay person you.
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Old May 8th, 2003, 09:05 AM       
No Goth, the last thing I will see before I die is whatever heart attacks victims see before they die. You, however, are about as far down on my list of things that I fear as butterfles and wood paneling. In fact, I'm pretty sure I have a better chance of being killed by a cloud than you.

And there weren't any errors in Spectre X's post. It would have been erroneous had you high lighted anything. There weren't any grammatical errors, you really are a poser, and you really are sub-human, you raging dumbass.
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Old May 8th, 2003, 09:42 AM       
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daphne, i was joking...i wasn't being serious...

my parnets HAVE grown up...my parents HAVE learnt from their mistakes, and i can almost guarantee that i'm going to do the exact same thing when i get older (and i think my first "fix" will be to not let my children near chatrooms/forums/im's till they're over 16...)

...you really think i'd call my own parents hypocrites? for someone who seems to be as smart as you, you have some pretty idiotic ideas...
You know what's hilarious? When you prove that what someone said was moronic, and then they turn around and say they were kidding or 'being sarcastic' when it's really quite obvious they weren't

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Old May 8th, 2003, 10:00 AM       
HI, WATER WITCH!
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Old May 8th, 2003, 10:31 AM       
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How original but hey even water witch cant compete with this she may have a fan club but I get a stalker
That was not at all original. People were threatening each other and quoting movies, so I quoted tommy boy
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Old May 8th, 2003, 11:33 AM        l
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you really couldn't think of a more original reply? pointing uot someone's spelling errors is just stupid, except when Sadie does it, cause she's cool.


anyway, I mess up becasue i don't give a damn about my spelling. and I messed up on purpose to imitate one of those hillbillies when an animal acts smart like "Aaaah, it thinks it's people." that kinda thing you fucking pansy-assed poser goth type gay person you.
If people did not always point out mine I wouldn't
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Old May 8th, 2003, 01:36 PM       
Interesting.
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Old May 8th, 2003, 02:07 PM        Re: l
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If people did not always point out mine I wouldn't
Others do it in a clever and funny way. You however, could not be clever or funny if you were channeling Groucho Marx.
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Old May 8th, 2003, 02:21 PM       
I'm neither clever nor funny but I know all the words and I get the jokes ... mostly. :/
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